The Star Wars Drinking Game

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DRINK WHEN...
ANYONE 'N EVERYONE
Someone has a bad feeling about this It's their only hope
Somebody gets choked A woman other than Leia is on screen
An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force (Vader counts) Somebody's hand gets cut off
A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast There is a tremor in the Force
It's not someone's fault One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks Someone exclaims "No!"
Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea
  • Twice if it's not Han
    		•  Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end
    Someone is mind-controlled using the Force People kiss
    A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
  • Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)
  • Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray
    		•  Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen
    An elaborately made up alien has no lines Some ship crashes into something after being hit
    Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber) An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people (fourteen seconds, count 'em)
    Boba Fett talks An entire planet is described as having one climate
    C-3P0
    C-3PO loses a body part
  • Twice if he is completely dismembered
    		•  C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with
    Nobody listens to C-3P0's advice
  • Twice if he is giving the odds of survival
    		•   
    CHEWBACCA
    If Chewie actually sounds like he's using words, not just one long howl If Chewie, a big, dumb ol' wookie, actually shows mechanical know-how and fixes the Falcon
    DARTH VADER
    Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them
  • Twice if he tries to kill them
    		•  Vader's suit gets more and more detailed in each movie
    THE EMPEROR
    The Emperor cackles evilly The Emperor has foreseen something
    THE EMPIRE
    Tarkin brags about the Death Star Any officer speaks with a British Accent
    Any Imperial Ship is destroyed A TIE fighter explodes for no reason
    An imperial bureaucrat says something disparaging or elitist (i.e. "rebel scum", "insignificant rebellion", etc.)  
    HAN SOLO
    Han brags about the Millennium Falcon Anybody insults the Millennium Falcon
  • Twice if it is Leia
    • Something doesn't work on the Falcon
  • Twice if it's the hyperdrive
    		• Someone or something tries to get money from Han
    LEIA
    Leia insults somebody Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands
  • Twice if it covers her neck
  • Three times if she's almost totally nude
    		•
    LUKE
    It is Luke's destiny Luke whines
    Luke discovers a long-lost relative Luke fights monsters or savages
    Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm
    Luke is upside-down Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
  • Twice if they speak to each other
    		•
    Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed Luke refuses to take someone's advice
    Luke yells "Artooooo!" Luke is confused / taken aback
    OBI-WAN KENOBI
    Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective ("...Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise")
    R2-D2
    R2-D2 gets thrashed R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around
    REBEL PILOTS
    A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white
  • Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count)
    		•  A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."
    A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..." Wedge (the only Rebel pilot competent enough to make it through all 3 movies- besides the main characters) makes an appearance
  • Twice if he speaks
    		•
    STORMTROOPERS
    Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming Stormtrooper armor proves useless
    YODA
    Yoda uses bad grammar Yoda talks like a fortune cookie


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