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1 ugly bus
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
> > >oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
> > >
> > >They then get to meet their maker, and because of the
> > >grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them
> > >one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
> > >
> > >They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what
> > >the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps
> > >His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line
> > >hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
> > >Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
> > >
> > >This goes on for a while with each one asking to be
> > >gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the
> > >last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are
> > >only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
> > >floor, laughing his head off.
> > >
> > >Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what
> > >his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and
> > >says:
> > >
> > >"Make 'em all ugly again".
> > >
> > >SO..................................................................
> > >THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE'................BE HAPPY.
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