a good heaven joke from Anp

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There are two guys standing at the gates of heaven waiting for there turn to get in.  First guy walks up to the gatekeeper and sternly asks how did you get here.  He says well I had just quit my job and was stress out about money when i came home to hear my wife moaning in the bedroom of our 3rd story apartment.  I walked in there and told her to tell me where he was while  I proceeded to search the closet, and under the bed.  I thought I seen his fingers hanging off our balcony so I started throwing furniture off it to knock him down Unfortunately my hand got caught on the fridge and I went down with it.  The gate keeper looked at the man very strangely and said okay go on in.  When the next man came up the gatekeeper said how did you get here and why are you naked?  The man said well I wa shiding in a fridge when all of sudden it fell off the balcony.

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