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If YoU hIt Me I wIlL hAvE tO tAkE mAh ShOe OfF aNd Do DaMaGe



I feel the need, The need for speed



I swear the horns and tail are decorations (6)



Boys r like bad songs... Once they get stuck in your head it's
hard to get them out



If us blondes are sooo stupid then how come we can play u guys sooo well?



If it looks like a dog, and smells like a dog, it's a boy



Love  (L) your enemies , It ticks them off



"veni, vidi, velcro" I came I saw I stuck around



Silence is golden but noisieness is fun



I tried to sniff COKE but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose



I was just sitting there, walking



A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey



For all of you who talk about me thanks for making me the center
of your world



I swear to drunk Im not God



Smile It scares people



Help I've started talking and i cant shutup



im suga and spice and everything nice so if u wanna kick it with me you betta think twice



Dawn to dawn Dusk to Dusk life is too shorrt so party we must



I'm living proof that blondes can be smart



U rock my socks



How do u make a kleenex dance? Put a lil bugie in it



Why are all blonde jokes short? So brunetts can understand them



a guy walks into a bar...ouch



What did the fish say when it hit it's head? Dam



Me? Im cute but CRAZY. Things even out



I want a fricken penguin



What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels? It wooden go



I love it when u look at me cause i know for a second i crossed your mind

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