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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
Yo mama''''''''s so dumb, her favorite color is clear
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sham.
Sham who?
I didn't know we were talking about yo mama.
Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up"
Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking.
Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.
Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck
The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around
Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.
Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts
Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts
Yo mama's feet are so scaly that they filmed Crocodile Dundee in her footbath.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.
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