1 WAY ACE MSN NAMES READ EM!!!
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
If at first you don't succeed..skydiving just isn't for you
If YoU wAnT bReAkFaSt iN bEd...SlEeP iN yOur KiTcHeN
>>-->>KiSs My AsS aNd MaKe iT lAsT<<--<<
There's only one guy who holds the key to my heart...shame he wont unlock it
..::If you want space join NASA baby::..
CAUTION: I'm having a blonde moment. Please speak slowly and use small words
MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENstrual cramps, MENopause...did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN?
(+ Im a girl, your a guy, need anymore clues? +)
If im not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer
I said i loved you...aren't i cute when i lie?
Save the skateboard, ride the skater
If YoU'rE hErE, wHo'S gUaRdInG hEll?
Star light, star bright, where on earth is Mr. Right?
.::Oh dear looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks::.
Ifyoucanreadthisthenyoureallyshouldfindsomethingbettertodowithyourlifecausereadinthisisjustawastoftime
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There's a light at the end of every bridge, just pray its not a train
Love is like sand, If you hold on to tight...It might slip away
Milk is good for the body but MAN how much did you drink??
I'm blonde whats your excuse?
If at first you dont succeed..hide all evidence you've tried
He saw me...He just needs glasses
[KABOOM BABY...UGLY SPELL RELEASED]
do you believe at love at first sight...nah ur love at first fright
I'm an angel Honest The horns are just there to hold the halo up straight
NeVeR sPiT iN a FaN..iT'll CoMe BaCk At YoU
Ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not God
You know i could die any minute..the tradgedy is that i dont
If i'm dead, what does that make you?
I said no to drugs...but they just didn't listen
[what part of NO dont you understand]
I'm a babe with brains (I think)
Men are like parking spots...the good ones are taken and the rest are too small
your village are calling...they want they're idiot back
(+ If life was a box of chocolates...I wouldn't eat +)
Enjoy the view...look but don't touch
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