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god made rivers, god made lakes, god made you but we all make mistakes
If you love me.....let me know.....If you dont.....Then let me go
You can win me, you can lose me, but never try to use me
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
i told ya once i'll tell ya twice mess with ma man and u'll need sum ice
Attitude may not solve all ur problems, but it will anoy enough ppl to make it worth da effort
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
and also i would like to tell you about a problem ov mine.
All my friends h8 my b/f bt i love him loads no i can undastand that hes nice 2 me bt bcos my friends h8 im and r nasty 2 im he winds them up bk its really sad and my friends are sayin him or me so i dnt no wat 2 do plz email me bk thanx
HERE IS SOME OTHER COOL THINGS
Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss,
If you are my friend, please answer me this:
Are we friends, or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now, and tell me true,
So I can say ""I'm here for you.""
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven and wait for you,
I'll give the angels back their wings
And risk the loss of everything.
There isn't a thing I wouldn't do,
To have a friend just like you "
-Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.
-Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG IT'S BIRDIE CRAP"
-Roses are red, violets are blue, please flush the toilet, after you.
-You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
-I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose
-If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie
-Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass
-i love him, oh yes i do. He's for me and not for you. If by chance u take my place ill take my fist smash your face.
-Maybe this world is another planet's hell
-Most good judgement comes from experience, Most experience comes from bad judgement.
-"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
-Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law
-Theres only 1 person to blame, eachother
-I gave up smoking, drinking, and sex...worst 15 minutes of my life.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. HOWEVER...the roses are dead, the violets are wilting, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
-"Buy me another drink, because your still ugly"
-One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
-"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
-The World Is Full Of Asses Yours is Just The Biggest
-Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
and all the kings’ horses and all the kings’ men...
ate scrambled eggs for 2 weeks
-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
-Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
-Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
-Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
-Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
-Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
-Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
-You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
-If money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
-How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
-What comes after 53? 54 What comes after 69? Mouthwash
-Wats da difference between a light and hard? You can sleep with a light on
If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart
LoViN hIm iS tHe BeSt ThInG yEt .. MiSsIn HiM iS sOmEtHiNg iLl NeVeR rEgReT.. LoSiNg HiM wIlL bE hArD tO aCcEpT.. BuT sEeInG hIm WiTh HeR iS tHe MoSt PaInFuL yEt
When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to youWhen i first talked to you I was afraid to like youWhen i first liked you i was afarid to love youNow that I love you I m afraid to lose you
Last night I looked up at the stars, And matched each one with a reason why I love you, I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..If Yur askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Yur askin if I love U the answer is I do
A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no. She asked him if he wanted her, he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry, he said no. She turned to leave, he grabbed her arm and said..you're not pretty; you're beautiful. And I don't want you; I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die
Once Upon a Time Something Happened To me It was the Sweetest Thing That ever could be It was a Fantasy A dream Come True It was the Day i Met You
I dont wanna cry a tear 4 you, so plz 4give me if i do Id do anything, id give you my world, Id wait 4eva 2 be ure girl
Some may call it XtC Some may call it destiny Some may call it meant 2B But I Just call it u -n- me
Too Many Star In The Skies Too Many Tears that have Left My Eyes Too many Boys out in the Blue But they are Nothing compared to You
Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i wanna be
One day it finally came true, the special someone that i loved, loved me too, and that specail some one was you
They told me all about you They told me you were free They told me you were great The perfect one for me
I CrY fOr YoU aT nIgHt, I nO uR Mr. RiGhT, I sEaRcH fOr YoU iN dReAmS, AnD I dOn'T kNow WhAt YoU tHiNk BoUt Me, BuT iM bEtTeR tHaN i SeEm
I think it's werid when i love you, I think it's werid when i care I think it's werid when i want you, when you dont even know i am there
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
You can win me, you can lose me, but never try to use me
torn between friendship and love
as if life wasnt complicated enuf
i love him with all my heart
i dnt like being torn apart
hes sexi and loads ov fun
bt so are my m8s, every single 1
y cnt they b happy 4 me
why cnt my life b easy?
All my life i think ov others
friends b/f sisters n brothers
My decision will be up 2 me
y cnt any1 see?
my life has bin hard
i no its tru
i want my m8s
and i want him 2
Is it too much 2 ask?
yo momma, so poor, when i stepped on a lit cigarette in her house, she yelled, ''who turned off the heating?''
yo momma, so fat, when she walked by my window i got no sunlight for 3 days
yo momma, so poor, when i kicked a trash can, she popped out and said, ''who's knocking?''
yo momma, so fat, she's on both sides of the family
yo momma, so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
yo momma, so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
yo momma, so fat, to her, ''light food'' means under four tons
yo momma, so fat and ugly, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales jumped up, singing, '''We Are Family''
yo momma, so poor, she can't afford to pay attention
yo momma, so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
yo momma, so stupid, she phoned me to get my telephone number
yo momma, so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
yo momma, so stupid, she sat staring at a container of orange juice because it said ''concentrate''
yo momma, so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a spoon
yo momma, so stupid, she took a pencil to bed to draw the curtains
yo momma, so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
yo momma, so stupid, she asked you, ''what's the number for 999?''
yo momma, so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl
yo momma, so stupid, she was driving to the airport, when she saw a sign saying ''Airport - Left'' so she turned around and went home
yo momma, so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say ''damn is it Halloween already?''
yo momma, so ugly, people go as her for Halloween
yo momma, so ugly, her husband takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
yo momma, so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the Police she got mugged
yo momma, so stupid, she studied for a blood test
yo momma, so stupid, she got fired from the MM factory for throwing away all the Ws
yo momma, so stupid, she tried to put MMs in alphabetical order
yo momma, so stupid, she tried to drown a fish
yo momma, so stupid, she looked at Cheerios and said ''look Donut seeds''
yo momma, so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
yo momma, so stupid she try to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo momma, so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a whole in it
Yo momma was so fat, she tried to jump over the grand canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
yo mammas so fat, she started singin 'we r family mcdonalds, burgerking and me'
Your mum's so fat, she fills the bath and then puts the water in.
yo mammas so dumb, i told her christmas was round the corner n she went lukin 4 it.
thank you and plz email me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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