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haha blonde joke.
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On April 11, 2000, three girls went on a vacation to the bahamas. There was a brunette named Jill, a blonde named Rachel, and a red head named Hannah. These three girls were soo excited about their trip to the Bahamas that when the ship got there they ran upon it. They were on the ship about two days when the weather started getting pretty bad, and by the third day the waves started getting 11-12 feet tall. The fourth day was the last day the girls would be on the boat. The front started tipping, the back sunk under. People started screaming and yelling for help. Crew members tried to get all the people on safety rafts but only a few didn't drown. The three girls, didn't get to get on the safety rafts, nor did they drown. They all gathered on a thick peice of ply wood from the enormous boat and floated as far as they could get. By now, the storm had settled down to barely rain. Clouds beated together to make the humungous noise of thunder. The girls were scared, scared, scared. The brunette was the most afraid, for she was the smartest. She knew that something bad could happen to them. The red head was extremely anxious, for she knew only a little of what was going on. The blonde however, was asleep. Finally they made it ashore. The beach was trashed with washed up seaweed and dirt. Nasty, mucky, wet sand was colored deep brown. The trees were broken and limp. The only thing that wasn't broken on the beach was this lamp looking thing. The blonde was only amazed by the color so she said, " Oh my gosh ya'll, it's a magic lamp, like in Aladin" " No, you idiot. There is no such thing as magic lamps," snapped the brunette. " Yah Rachel, Jills right. " says the red head. To proove her point, Rachel rubbed the lamp really hard and at first, nothing happened. So Jill gave Rachel this "I told you so," look. Then out of no where this ghostly looking genie popped out. " You have three wishes," he said. Wisely the brunette said, " I think that we should each get one wish. " So the genie granted them each one wish. The brunette was homesick so she wished to go home. The red head was also homesick so she did the same. The blonde thought and thought and thought and thought and then she started crying. The genie asked her what was wrong and she said I'm so lonely. So she said, " I wish my friends were back here with me, because I'm lonely without them. " haha
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