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DC Christian Co
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Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1)police are on the lookout for the sexiest person in the world you safe but where the hell shall i hide
2)what starts with f and end in uck a fire truck
3)12/8 people dont understand fractions
4)4/5 voices in my head tell me to go back to bed
5)my imaginary friend thinks you have mental issues
6)you no your insane when you try to kill your imaginary friend
7)Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself
8)2 blondes walked into a forrest and saw a track and the first blonde insepcted it and ses it was a rabbit track and the second felt it and sed its definitly a fox track they was still guessing when the train hit them
these next jokes do not want to be read by Any Chicks EVER
10)why cant women go snowboarding
because theres no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen
11)why did the women cross the road
thats beyond the point what she doing out the kitchen
12)y do women have smaller feet then men
so the can get closser to the kitchen sink
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