10 things I've learned from living with my boyfriend

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This is for you my darling B:)

1.To me, I may look like a bum in the morning, but to you I'm    still beautiful.

2.You've convinced me, guess I am kinda cute.

3.It doesn't matter how many times you say it,yell it or write it down; a boy is NEVER going to put the toilet seat back down when he's done.

4.All his mates are going to know what's going on in bedroom.Whether you like it or not.

5.Clean or tidy don't mean the same to us. To me, it means representable, nice and welcoming. To him, it means a clearing in front of the tv.

6.No matter what I cook for dinner,he's always secretly gonna be dreaming of pizza and beer.

7.Boys just don't understand the importance of fabric softener.

8.He'll always be comparing you to his mother.(Guess I'm lucky,cause my "mother-in-law" is really cool.)

9.NEVER tell them to buy your a.tampons b.day cream c.razors. They never get it right.

10.NEVER EVER say anything negative about his thingy.Unless you want to feel bad about the next 12 months.

Thanx for showing me what marriage is like, B.
Love you

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