Damn it's good to be redneck...

Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

1. You're VERY prejudice sometimes in most cases racist BUT you can get along with ANYONE exept for that goat thief you just can't seem to catch.

2. 4-wheelers and trails to ride on.

3. Drivin down the road underaged and wavin at a cop that you past by [the cop waves back (he knows you're underaged)]

4. Steppin out the back door and immeadiatly surrounded by trees.

5. Steppin out the front door and not seeing the road for miles.

6. People make fun of your kick ass "accent" [we don't have one], your clothes, and your house/cars but you don't give a damn, you're too busy havin fun to worry about some dumbass complainers.

7. Unless you're on of them bum rednecks that's ALWAYS drunk.. no wait, let me refrase that.... Unless you're on of those rednecks that sit around at home and does nothin, you're a hard worker with a "farmer's tan".

8. You look better driving semi trucks.

9. You DON'T look better driving a fancy SUV. Which keeps you away from them.

10. Even if you can't fix your car, you can put it in the back with the other ones and not worry about people callin you lazy or something.

11. Your redwings are the most expensive, cleanest, dirtiest thing you wear.

12. Waking up early isn't a problem for you. Mornings are the best time to work [it's cool].

13. You've got more guns then you've got.. well... anything.

14. You like donkeys better then elephants... but you hate democrats and vote republican [democrats want to take away guns].

15. You're like Hank Hill [from king of the hill] and you take pride in your lawn mower.

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