A Christian's Joke

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One day an athiast was walking around in the great outdoors. He looked around and said to himself, "Look at this, look at these wonders that evolution has brought us"

All of a sudden he hears a rustle behind some bushes. He looks toward it and out came a huge bear. The bear chases him around until he trips, the bear towering over him.

Then the man yells out loud, "Oh, my God"

Suddenly, everthing freezes, and out from the clouds comes a booming voice. "Now you call on me? Only in your time of need? Now, will you believe in me, and become christian?"

The man answers, "Well... That would be hippocritical of me to do that. But, why don't you make this bear christian, and then he will spare my life?"

God then said, "It shall be done."

Everything came back to normal and started moving again.

The bear looks down at the man and closes his eyes. His massive hands clamp together and the bear says out loud, "Thank you God for this food."

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