A Christian's Joke

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One day, an Athiast was walking in the great outdoors. He looked around and thought to himself, "Look at the great things evolution has made us."

Suddenly he hears a rustle in the bushes and turns to see what it is. A huge bear cam out from behind them, thinking quickly he started running away. The bear chased him everywhere, until, finally he tripped. The bear was now towering over him. He then, shouts outloud, "Oh, my God."

Everything freezes and time completely stops. Out of the clouds a booming voice came, it was God, "Now you call upon me? Only in your time of need? Now, will you become a believer and spread my word?" He said angrily.

The man thinks for a second. Then he answers, "Well, I could. But that would be hippocritical of me to do that. But, why don't you make this bear christian, and he will spare my life?"

God thinks for a moment, then bellows, "It Shall Be Done."

Everything starts into motion again, and the man watches the bears actions. The bear's jaws close, his hands, (no longer reaching for the man), close together and he shuts his eyes. Then came a sort of grumbling voice from the bear. And it said...
"Thank you God for this food."

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