10 funny pick up lines (hey if there funny who cares)
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2. My magic watch says your not wearing any underwear....girl says:yes i am....You:my watch must be 5 minutes fast then
3. Your dad is a theif...he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
4. you say: hey you wanna go out for some pizza then do it? girl says: no...you say what you dont like pizza?
5. you must be a fish cause im hooked on you
6. You must wash your pants with windex cause i can see myself in those jeans
7. Can i have directions to your heart...cause i'm kinda lost in your eyes.
8. i wish you were my homework cause i would be doing you right now
9. i heard milk done the body good but dang how much did u drink.
10. You must know karate cause your body is kickin
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