How Many SEC Students Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb

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At VANDERBILT:it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.

At GEORGIA: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for institutions.

At Alabama: it takes five, one to change it three to reminisce about how "The Bear" would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.

At Ole Miss: it takes Six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks  and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasionn.

At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five semester hours.

At Kentucky: it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

At Tennessee: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone aa radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.

At Auburn it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than Alabama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.

At Florida: it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.

At Mississippi State: it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "Go to Hell, Ole Miss".

At  South Carolina: it takes 80,000 one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.

At Arkansas: None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.

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