1AAA ttack of the parrot!!!!!!!!!! SO REAL FICTION STORY! REPLY ALERT!

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Me and my friend Cheeseface were walking down Fake St.  He said  " Let's go up on that abandon house's roof and through rocks at squirrels"  I said ok, to going on the roof, not the rock throwing part. Well, anyway, to get on the roof, you gotta go through the house and up the stairs.  We broke in the back door using our superpowers and up the stairs.  When we got to the top, we saw a pretty redish brown parrot.  "Awww  It's so cute" I said.


Well, being the moron he is, he threw a rock at it.  It then flew and began to break in his skull and eat his brains  Unfortunatly, our superpowers go away when we are near feathers.  "You ATE MY FRIEND" I shouted, and then kicked the bird in one of it's three bellies.  It flew back and broke through a window, mimicking me "you ATE MY FRIEND"  It died, but looking out the window, I saw the drops of blood turn into evil mini bloodsucking nuns


so if you see a mini bloodsucking nun, give it a judo chop

I DO JUDO AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "JUDO CHOP" YOU WATCH TOO MUCH AUSTIN POWERS

Submitted by mind your own business@piss of. Chunky 62


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