Do not walk behind me

Inspirational

Rating: PG
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.

Save your breath.  You'll need it to blow up your date.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.


I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame it on you

My answer is right it is your question that is wrong.

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