1 and heeeeps of kool blonde jokes
Rating: PG-13
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a blonde, red head and brunette were stranded on a island. They decided to swim to the closest island so the brunette went first. She swam 5 miles and drowned. The red head said to the blonde i wonder if she made it so she decided to swim she swam 5, 10 miles then drowned. The blonde said i wonder if they made it so she swam 5,10,15,19 miles and the island was just in sight then she said im to tired to go on so she went bak.
two blondes were driving to disney land they came 2 a sign that sed disney land left so they went home.
8 blondes were in a bar chanting 54, 54, 54, 54. then another 2 blondes came in and started chating 54,54,54,54. So the bartender asked y do u keep chating 54? 1 blonde said the jigpuzzle said
2-4 years but we finished it in 54 days.
One day the flight attendent noticed that a blonde was sitting in 1st class. The flight attendent said could you please move to coach but the blonde said NO i deserve to b in 1st class. She tried for ages but the blonde wouldnt budge. So the flight attendent went to the pilot and told him the problem. So the pilot went to the blonde and wispered in her ear. With no problem she moved. The flight attendent ask wat he told her. The pilot said the 1st half of the plane wasnt goin 2 america.
A blonde went into a hair dresser listening to her walkman. The hairdresser said could you please remove them so i can cut your hair. The blonde said no if i take them off i will die. So the hairdresser pulled them off her ears and the blonde died. She picked it up and started listening it was saying Breath in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out.
A blonde told her husband she wanted to paint the house to show him that blondes weren't dumb. So he said okay and he went off to work. When he came home she found the blonde in a pool of sweat. he said wat happend? the blonde said, it said to apply two coats.
A blonde, red head and a brunette were getting chased by cops so they found an alley which ahd 3 bags in it and they all jumped into a sack each. the cops kicked the bag with the red head she shouted meow meow so they thought it must b a dog. they kicked the sack with the brunette she said woof woof they thought it must b a dog.they kicked the one with the blonde she said potatoes potatoes.
I'D LIKE TO SAY GO SAMI MY BLONDY FRIEND =D
thats all for now ill add somemore wen i get bored agn =D
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