Australia is not the best REPLY
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Firstly, do you honestly think that the biggest news we have is that a koala fell out of a tree, or a kangaroo jumped off Uluru (get the spelling right dumb ass)? We have normal news, we just don't have to report that the Klu Klux Klan has just killed a whole heap of innocent people simply because they have a different skin colour, and that we've just bombed another country because our dumb ass president's dad couldn't do it the first time round, so little Georgy porgy's here to finish the job.
Secondly, or Prime Minister is not a goldfish, yes,I'll admit, he looks like a garden gnome, but at least he's smarter than a box of hair Your President is a dick head, who probably couldn't find his own arse without a map.
Thirdly, I'm not going to say that Australia has the best beaches in the world, but I will say that they are beautiful, and compared to the ones I saw when I went to America, they are better. I also won't say that we have the hottest guys, but Aussie guys are hot, and they are also intelligent.
Finally, America seems to think it is the centre of the universe. On the day of the Columbine shootings, President Clinton called it a national tragedy, yet hours earlier, he okayed the bombing of a residential area of Bosnia (did he even know where that was?), killing about 20,000 people. You all think September 11 was horrendous, but when American militia went through Guatemala killing thousands of people and no one even heard about it. When I went to America, they were all so ignorant that they kept asking questions like, "do you ride kangaroos to school?" and "If you live on the bottom of the Earth, how come you don't fall off?"
Dude, you have never been to Australia, so shut the hell up. You also don't seem to know anything about Australia or it's people, so you have no right to diss them. I'm not saying that I have the right to bitch about America or Americans, but atleast I have some idea of what I'm talking about. Please don't talk about Australia like that, we haven't done anything to you, so bugger off
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