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Im NoT bRuNeTtE I hAvE BRoWn HAiR




See my halo bight n shiny mess with me i'll kick ur hiney




by the time u read this u would have already read it




BaBy boY U StAy On My miNd evEn IN My drEAmS




aNyONe wHo SaId SuNsHinE()iS PuRe HaPpInEsS hAS nEvA DAnCeD in ThE rAiN




Last night i lay in bed lookin at the stars then i started 2 think....where the hell is mah damn roof




The world would be a better place if those kids would just give the rabbit his trix




Starlight, starbright.....o wut the hell just give me mah man and i'll be alright




coffe chocolate boys, some things r better off rich




oGuys r grea± every gure sHood oWn oneo




eVeryone has THe right 2 b stupid but you’re abusing The PrivLade




do u believe in luv at first site or shood i walk by it again?




Everyone has a prince charming, mine just took a wrong turn,got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions






screw princess.. i wanna be QUEEN




Dont frown you never know who might be fallin in love wiv ur smile




i luv (name) yes i do he's 4 me and not 4 u if bi chance u take my place i'll get my fist and break ure face




MENstrual cramps,MENopause,MENtal illnesses --funny how all our problems begin with men




WhEn i MeT YoU i WaS AFrAiD tO LiKe YoU....WhEn I liKeD YoU i WaS aFrAiD To LoVe YoU... NoW ThAt i LoVe YoU...i'M AFrAiD To LoSe You




i NeVa FoUnD dA WorDz 2 SaY TAT Ur dA 1 i TInK bOuT EaCh DaY,No MAtTeR WhErE LiFe TaKeS Me 2,A PaRt Of Me WiLl ALWAYS Be wID U




Never spit in a fan, it'll come back at you




GuYs ArE LiKe StArS, tHeRe ArE mIlLiOnS oF tHeM, bUt OnLy OnE CaN mAkE YoUr dREaMs cOmE TrUe




________ is hot




I no __________ is hot but please stop touching him coz he is already my property.




Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we




-xXx- ()it's better T0 Regret The ThinGs ¥0u do... Than The ThinG you doN't d0() -xXx-




100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets 1 reason.. BESTFRIENDS




Should I Smile Because We're Friends,Or Cry Because Thats All We'll Ever Be




dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh......wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't LiVe WithOUT




God made elks, god made deers, god made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS




nOtHiN iS MoRe pAiNfUl tHeN reAlIzIn He MaNt eVeRyThiN 2 u, u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM




No gUy Is wOrTh YouR TeArs  whEn yOu FiNd ONe tHat is, hE WoNt MakE YoU crY




sOmEtImES I WiSh i WAs A LiTTlE KId AGaIn...SkInnEd KnEeS aRe eAsIER TO fIx ThaN BrOkEn HEarTs




YOU LAUGH BECAUSE IM DIFFERENT I LAUGH BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL THE SAME




look into my eyes and you will see what you mean to me




bird¥ bird¥ In th€ sk¥ did a p00p¥ in m¥ e¥e buT I don't care a//d I don't cr¥ I'm ¡us± Glad That cows don't f|¥




Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist




Whoever said 'words cannot hurt me' never got hit in the head with dictionary




Who gave you the right to talk about the way I feel so deep inside?




I feel do depressed i feel so stressed i dont know whats up with me but i wish ud give it a rest..




When you came into my life, things started going right, I no longer felt lonely, I no longer felt fright




I loved you once ...<3 you loved me not...<3 I loved you twice....<3 but I forgot......<3 you never loved me ..<3 you never will...<3 but even so...<3 I love you still.......<




Just when you think things can't get any worse.....they do




SoMeTiMes i WoNDeR, DiD yOu ReaLLY CaRe oR iF yOu EveN THouGht oF Me WHeN i WaSN't THeRe. SoMeTiMeS i WoNDeR iF i WaS EveR iN yOuR HeaRt, oR WaS i BeiNG uSeD FRoM ThE veRy STaRt




Good girls don't lie, Bad girls don't cry, Dumb girls need "air", Naughty girls need underware, Sweet girls aren't mean, Funny girls make a scene, Perfect girls have all the class, Mean girls will kick your ass, Smart


girls will excel, Gossip girls will tell, Popular girls get all the boys, Little girls play with toys,


Normal girls are nothing new, So which one applies to you?


When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us




I WiSH I HaD Da StReNGth To WaLk AwaY FrOm YoU BuT I CaNT CuZ I KnoW YoU WoNT FoLLoW Me




I could wish upon a falling star, or even a four-leafed clover But I think I gotta get it through my head that it is really over


I'll never forget the times we once shared, and I'll never forget how much you once cared, now it's over and I have one more thing to say, if I had a four leaf clover I'd wish for one more day


The spaces between our fingers were made so another persons fingers could fill them



Near to the door he paused to stand as he took his class ring off her hand
all who were watching did not speak as a silent tear ran down his cheek
and through his mind the memories ran of the moments they walked
and ran in the sand hand and hand
but now her eyes were so terrible cold for he would never again have her to hold
they watched in silence as he bent near and whispered the words..
"I LOVE YOU" in her ear he touched her face and started to cry as he put on his ring and wanted to die


and just then the wind began to blow as they lowered her casket into the snow....


this is what happens to man alive..... when friends let friends.... drink and drive.


1.PrEtTy PrEtTy PrInCeSs




2.(B)DnT DrInK N DrIvE BcUz U MiTe Go OvA A BuMp N SpIlL Ur BeEr(B)




3.(ci)smokin kills(ci)




4.()Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house. Everybody was stoned even the mouse.()




5.Reality Sucks, People Suck, Life Sucks, DO U?? :P:P




6.I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me




7.(r)If U WaNt A RaInBoW U GoTtA PuT Up WiD Da RaIn(st)




8.(sn)Ur A BiT S-L-O-W 2DaY RnT Ya?(sn)




9.(P)TaKe A PiCtUrE iT'lL LaSt LoNgEr(P)




10.(P)CaN I hAv Ur PiCtUrE So I CaN ShOw SaNtA WaT I WaNt 4 ChRiStMaS(P)




11.:'(: I WiSh I HaD SaVeD AlL ThA TeArS U MaDe Me CrY So I CuLd DrOwN U In ThEm::'(




12.(L)YoU AnD Me FoReVeR Nd AlWaYs(L)




13.I 4GoT My NuMbA CaN I HaV UrS PlZ?




14.4 AlL U PpL DaT TaLk BoUt Me FnX 4 MaKiN Me CeNtRe Of AtTeNtIoN(K)






15.I Must Be Wishin' On Someone Else's Star, Because SHE Keeps Gettin' What I'm Wishin' For




16.Bassically don't stress ME..U can't Impress ME..I ain't a tease..I'm just a reminder of what u can't please




17.I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this :) :P






18.Im not a toy So Don't play with me






19.neva say 4eva coz 4eva isnt real


4evas wut u think and 4evas what u feel


so if u say 4eva plz promise that ull try


but neva say 4eva coz 4eva makes me cry:'(:(




20.Girls cheat but we never get caught.......Lads cheat n always get caught




21.Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done




22.I looked him in the eye,looked down at his lips, moved closer to him and gave him a kiss(K)




23.God made the wind blow, god made the sun shine, but how did he make you so damn fine?




24.KISS ME IN THE LIGHT.......


LOVE ME IN THE DARK........


HOLD ME TILL THE END.....


AND I PROMISE I WONT BREAK UR HEART




25. i am only ( age ) but i act like 18 and to all my friends out there,you know what i mean Us girls play around with with these things called boyz But they use us girls as designated toys




26.(B)it doesnt matta if u win or loose, its how drunk u get(B)




27.WANNA PLAY ARMY? LAY ON THE GROUND AND LET ME BLOW THE HELL OUTTA YA




28.If u drink n drive ur an idiot n if u make it home ur a legend




29.My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk




30.when u need me, ill lie for u, cry for u, u know dis girl rite here would die for you




31.(L)someone somwhere dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile(L)




32.When i was younger i played with toys. Now that im older i play with boys:P




33.(L)(K)I'm Cute I'm Hot i'm Everything Ya Not(K)(L)




34.Do you believe in love at first site?...or do i have to walk past again? ;)




35.I'm like a Ciggarett...............very addicive






36.(S)({)(K)Ur HuGz N KiSsEz R LiKe ThE StArZ U LiTe Up mY LiFe wHeN tHiNgZ gEt DaRk (K)(})(S)




37.If love was a law i would be in prison for the rest of my life(L)




38.({)(})Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.({)(})




39.Do u (L) me? Do u not? U told me once But i 4got, now tell me now and tell me true. So i can say i (L) U 2




40.I'M BlOnDe U GoT A pRoBlEm WiD DaT??




41.You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT?




42.A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things.




43.What comes 1st the chicken or the egg:S




44.WhAt U sEe Is WhAt U gEt So MaKe Ur MoVe.... U wOnT rEgReT




45.Can I borrow your library card? I wanna check u out




46.Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected




47.My name isn't elmo but you can tickle me anyway




48.Sex is just like pringles, once u stop the fun dont stop




49.Flirting isn't a sin....well 4 sum ppl it is but 4 me it's a hobby ;)




50.I would love to marry a lawyer cuz u know ur always gonna get screwed




51.He HoLdS Me WhEn i StArT To CrY  MaKEs Me SmiLe WiF JuSt HiS EyEs  ShArEs My HoPeS, DrEamS, FeArS  WhIpEs AwAy aLL My TeArS  i LoVe HiM WiTh OuT ReGrEt  I JuSt HaVn'T FoUnD HiM YeT




52.DiDnT WaNnA SeE DiS DaY CoMe NoW AlL i WaNnA Do Is TuRn N RuN DiDnT WaNnA HaVe 2 CrY NoW He KaNt EvEn LoOk Me N Da EyE WelL NoW iTs HiS TuRn To Be HuRt CuZ i WoNt TaKe BeIn TrEaTeD LyK DiRt A GiRl WiLl OnLy TaKe So MuCh N NoW HuNnIe Ur TiMe Is Up




53.Virginity is like a balloon,1 prick and it's gone




54.(k)sweet as heaven ][-][(())"][" as HeLL born 2 tease and Taught 2 Plz(k)




55.;)I'm Sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot smile great hair the boyz all love to stare.;)




56.I LuV wHeN u LoOk At Me, CuZ i KnOw fOr a sEcOnD i cRoSsEd uR MiNd




57.I cry for the time that U were almost mine, I cry 4 the memories I've left behind, I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new, I cry for the times I thought I had you. At first, I cried beacause I didn't have you...why do I still cry now that I do?




58.I'm not a lie, I'm not an illusion, I'm a princess so what's the confusion? You know my heart is going to cry, if you leave me lonely, cause your not just my love you're my hommie




59.When god made me he was just showing off;)




60.(L)So WiTh A tOuCh Of My HaIr, AnD a TwIsT oF My HiPs, tHiS lil  AnGeL iS  gOnE wItH a KiSs(K)






61.Real eyes, Realize, Real Lies




62.sorry u looked cute from far away




63.Sex is like snow...you dont know how many inches you'll get or how long it wil stay




64.(L)LoVe Is LiKe A cOoKiE, gOoD uNtIl ThE lAsT cRuMb(L)




65.(U)LoVe Is ThE SlOwEsT FoRm Of SuIcIdE(U)

ogurls kiss guyz, like the sun kisses thegrass, but u mi lovely awesome frend can always kiss muh asso




coffe chocolate boys, some things r better off rich






love is never lost unless it is flying away frum u






trust is like acrystal vase, once its shattered, its broken forever




im an angel, really the horns r just there to hold up mi halo






I ran up the door closed the tairs said my pjs n put 0n my prayers turned off the bed n h0pped into light all cuz u (k)kissed me goodite










sorr¥ can u rePea± ±Ha±? i had a beonde Momen±










cupid aint a person unless u want him ta be one n strick u over ur head with his arrows.










some people just dont know wen to stop










love aint a game, so y do all da guys play it?










» if  barbies o bobuear Y do you HaVe +o buy uer friends«










Middee ceass bra±










i Wanna be a c0wGure baby










thats the anthem getcha dam hands UP










oGuys r grea± eve|2¥ gure sHood oWn oneo










They neVeR sUsPecT +He iNnoceN+ oNe










eVeryone has THe right 2 b stupid but you’re abusing The PrivLade










«if ur Gunna eooK Pay ±he ±oee»










iM Pre±±¥ u|2 uGey }{aVe a nice day










:::Hit em ub style:::










one day i met a dude on the street, he had fallen over so i helped him up... for once i had done a good deed, later thatnight the same man had come to mi house, and POOF he turned into a fairy god mother, and granted me 3 wishes WOW:):):D:D










«0see My Hae0 bright n shin¥, Mess wit me iee kick ur Hine¥ 0»










xosee no evie, uear no evie, Da+e no evieox










»»»(U)(K)(U)if ¥ou eove someone, ee± ±(-)em go...if ±(-)ey come bak....u no ±{-}eir urz(U)(K)(U)««« 










besTFl2iends aRe F0ReVel2, u May eose suM, buT u'Le neVa Fol2GeT eM










everynite wen i go to bed thinkin of u.. i start to cry cuz wen i think of u..i wish u were mi guy










struttin our stuff, shakin our bootys, me n mi gurls r full time qt's










do u believe in luv at first site or shood i walk by it again?










Everyone has a prince charming, mine just took a wrong turn,got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions










im the ATE wunder of tha world










i’//// nd± a eie i’//// nd± an ieeusidn i’//// an angee sd ////ha±s ±ha cdnfusidn?¿?










Fashion is on our minds, bein cu±ies is our kind, so s±ep aside and le± us ±hro , Cuz i±s all abou± me and my Cu±e ass Crew










o0Hey, eook a± ±He bright side i± can oney get W0rse0o










defini±ee¥, ][v][ds± defini±ee¥  ±ae|{ing abdu± edve is ei|{e dancing abdu± arc}{i±ec±ure










im the one, the only one, and if u touch mi man... ull wanna call a cab cuz ill follow ya n kill ya bitch










i aint guilty, im just not innocent;)










i meant to b a princess, but sry










screw princess.. i wanna be QUEEN










wat goes around comes around... so GO AWAY










u r lookin at perfection... and it aint u










heaven doesnt want men hells afraid ill take over










stupid cupid... stop pickin on me










im a devil not an angel, im pretty not cute, touch mi man ill kick ur ass










wen all fails, look cute










if mirrors cood talk ur's wood be laughin










if ur nice call me swee±y if ur swee± call me hunny if ur hd± u can call me 2ni±e










if guyz lived on the other side of the sea, mY what a good swimmer i wood be










shorty.. i may be short but i shur can kick ur ass










im the queen, ur crap










boyz r cute.. NOTE this may NOT apply for u










i know u think im sexy, i know u think im fine, so take a number and stand in line










to the world u may be one person, but to the person u may be the world










unique is an understandment.. im just messed up










im tha uniquest uniquie this side of freaky










diamonds r great n so r pearls, but there nothin like us pretty gurls










if it were meant to feel good, it woodnt be called a crush










2 be loved is to be loved in sumones heart










the earth is full... go find another guy










i can talk with mi mouth full, fer mi next stunt, ill walk n chew gum at the same time










never fight with ugly people, cuz they have nuthin to lose...










guyz r like furbys, cute but so DAM annoying








im danGerousey in eoVe Wi± u... ???


o0Hey, eook a± ±He bright side i± can oney get W0rse0o


it takes a minute to have a crush on sumwun, an hour to lyke them and a day to love them. but it takes foreva to forget sumwun


i knew i loved u from the start... u caught m eye but u broke my heart


rememba wen u asked me who i loved and i sed no one, i reeli ment no one but u


should i smile coz we're frends, or cry coz thats all we'll eva be?


I ran up the door closed the tairs said my pjs n put 0n my prayers turned off the bed n h0pped into light all cuz u me good nite


guyz r lyke roses, they r nice till u find the prick


2 b loved is to live foreva in sumwuns heart


eifes too short to date ugly guys...but ive made the miztake b4





o0oim Not a bitch i am THe bitch and thats Miss bitch t o y0u so y0u better say it with a smieeo0o




(u)the worst way 2 euv sumone is 2 sit next to them knowin that they dont euv u bak(u)






ever stop to think,n then 4get to start again?




i// no+ shor+, im ver+icially challengEd




(l)in The Words of a broken Hear±(u)




··o0««»berrycherryeicious«»»0o··




i eove rock n roll so bu± ano±er dime in ±ha juke-box baby




im suga n sPice n everyfin nice be4 u mess wif me u beta fink twice




its easy t0 fall in e0ve  but its hard t0 find the right Pers0n t0 catch u




)Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color. ;)




im so NoT stupid... i just aint that bright




»--»Goodnight kiss«--«




¨¨..i can c i± in ur eyes i en±ise u so com on suory if u ±hink u can roee..¨¨ 




i didn± eie i ae±ereD ±ha ±ru±h 




Power 2 ±ha PeoPee




«if he were a bear, i woued b his huney» 




¡ if i dont get mi way eVeryone suffers




ur jeaeousy is my energy, ever wunder y im so Hyper




0o3eye candy3o0 3oo1bubbee gum beowou±1oo3 »(6)cu±e as heee ho± as heaven(A)«


()caramee candys()25 days ±iee Mexico() 31beond ambi±i0n is be±±er ±hen na±urae s±upidi±y13 «o(k)Kiss me eead me ou± on ±ue moon ei± feoor, so kiss me(k)o» ()(c)Fros±¥ (l)'s (c)() 0131(k)Kiss me cuz im Kris±en(k)01331 ();)c0ffee, chocoeate, boys, some things r better off rich;)() cocoa is swee± jus± eike u i  cocoa jus± eike i  u fuee ±ime dork  »2saWeetBaby_cuickee2« o»0"devius n Mis±eri0s"0«o


bedndy




()sunshine s±ar()




     


Wha±¿? san+a isnT Reae






()(L)im s0 in ea ea ea e0ve, i e0ve him s0(l)()




()im a euver, not a fighter, but i'll crack ur teeth()




()(L)im s0 in ea ea ea e0ve, i e0ve him s0(l)()




o201o½»santa baby think of all the fun i've missed, think of all the boys i didnt kiss «½o201




l)()san±a can u hear me? Hes aLL I WanT, JusT 4 Me()(L)




»o»DiD u FaLL DoWn ThE UgLy TrEe N hIt EvErY fkIn TrEe On ThA wAy DoWn?«o«

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