DA BEST YO MAMA JKZ - DAN PRINGLE

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Yo mama so fat she steppd on da scales n it sed 1 ata tym plz








Yo mama so fat shes got more chins then a chinese phone book








Yo mama so old i told her 2 act her age, den she died








Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius







Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.








Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front








Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail









Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week







Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.







I GOT LOADZ MORE WHERE DAT CAME FROM BUT I KEEPIN DEM 4 ME
L8rz

                            RidDlEsSdowN
                                Dan.P

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