1 and heeeeps of kool blonde jokes (continued)
Inspirational
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
The Russian said "We were the first ones in space." The Amarican sayz "We were the first ones on the moon." The Blonde says " We're gonna be the first ones on the sun." The American and Russian said at the same time " You can't go on the sun its to hot" The Blonde says "We're not dumb blondes were going to go in the night"
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says, "I wanna buy that T.V." The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell anything to dumb blondes." The blonde walks out and comes back the next day with her hair dyed red. She says, "I wanna buy that T.V." The store owner again replies, "I'm sorry but we don't sell anything to dumb blondes." The next day, the blonde comes into the same appliance store with her hair dyed brown. She says, "I wanna buy that T.V." Again, the store owner says, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell anything to dumb blondes." The blonde shakes her head in confusion in confusion and asks the man, "How'd you know I was a blonde." The store owner says, "Uh, Ma'am? That's a microwave."
There's a blond and she's board, so she goes to the supermarket and buys a puzzle. She gets home, tips all the pieces out of the box, and proceeds to try to put it together. She works for three hours, and doesn't accomplish anything. She is very upset and distressed, and calls her boyfriend at work. "I bought this stupid puzzle at this stupid shopping market and its so hard and I've been working on it for hours and I can't do it and I can't even find one single edge piece" At this point, she bursts into tears. Her boyfriend's like, "Wow she must be really distressed, I better go and make sure she's okay." "Ok," he says to her over the phone. "Just tell me, before I come, what is the picture on the box?" "Its just a stupid big chicken," she says.
He gets home, opens the door, looks across the room and says, "OKAY, PUT THE CORNFLAKES BACK IN THE PACKET"
thx 2 my frendz (especially sami)
LuV yAz aLL xoxo
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