FUNNY JOKES!!!
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
One bright day in the middle of the night, 2 dead men got up 4 a fight. Back 2 back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot eachother
Tesco's r now selling tampax wiv bells n fairy lights on, but its 4 the christmas period only
My mate died in a bowl of meusli the other day, she got pulled under by a currant (current)
Dawn French was arrested 2day 4 drug smuggling. She bent ova wivout n e knickers on n exposed 50 kilos of crack
Q: How do u stop a nigger from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head
Q: What do u call a paki in a microwave?
A: Bud-bud-ding
Q: What do u call a paki falling off a cliff?
A: Chocolate drop
Q: What do a rubix cube and a dick hav in common?
A: The longer you play wiv them, the harder they get
Q: What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A: Getting fingered by Captain Hook
Q:What wud happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A: We'd eat pussy evry thanksgiving
Q: What's white, smells and can be found in panties?
A: Clitty Litter
Q: Did u hear about the constipated mathematician?
A: He worked it out wiv a pencil
Q: What's in the toilet of the starship enterprise?
A: The captains log
Q: How du u no when u r gettin old?
A: When u start havin dry dreams n wet farts
Q: Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A: Cuz when she takes it off, u wonder where her tit went
Q: How du u teach a blond math?
A: Subtract her clothes, divide her legs and square root her
Q: What did Cinderella du when she got 2 the ball?
A: Gagged
Q: What du u du when ur dishwasher stops workin?
A: Yell at her
Q: Why du women have 2 more brains than a cow?
A: So, when u pull their tits they won't crap on the floor
Q: What du women n milk cartons have in common?
A: U gotta open the flaps 2 get the gud stuff
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