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Inspirational
Rating: PG
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2.An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the
doctors cute then screw that damn fruit
3.God made elves god made deers god made busted a
bunch of queers
4.Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet nd so r u
but the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar bowls
empty nd so is ur head
5.Birdy, Birdy in da sky y u do tha in ma eye looks like sugar
tastes like sap OMG ITS BIRDY CRAP
6.Sex is lyk a maths test - PLUS me , DIVIDE the legs , DOUBLE the orgasms. Fancy a maths test l8er??
7.Men are like roses watch out 4 the prcks
8.God made trees , god made dirt god made boys so us girls
cud flirt
9.A peach is a peach , a plum is a plum a kiss aint a kiss without
ne tounge
10.Good in bed.............. can sleep for days
11.Mary Mary quite contrary how does ur garden grow?
"I live in a flat u stupid twa.t so how the fcuk do i know?"
12.=( . . )= Spider, spider on the wall u think ur smart u know fcuk all ur on a wall that just been plastered now ur stuck u stupid bastard =( . . )=
13.What does it mean when a guy is gasping for breath nd screaming ur name?........ didnt hold the pillow down long enuf
14.Every1 has the right 2 be stupid but ur just abusing the privlage
15.I wrap my tounge around it and lick it all about but when the white stuff comes out i spit the fcuker out................Cadburys cream egg how do u eat yours?
16.POLICE , THERE HAS BEEN A DESCEIPTION OF A SEXY, INTELLIGENT, SOPHISTICATED FEMALE UR SAFE BUT WHERE SHUD I HIDE?
17. God made whisky , god made pepsi god made me so god dam sexy , god made rivers , god made lakes , god made YOU but we all make mistakes
18. Ive tried sniffin coke 1nce but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose....
19. Im not A bitch im THE bitch and MISS bitch 2 u
20. Im an angel....honest... the horns are just 2 keep the hallo up
21. I wish that u were my homework Id deffinatly "do u" every night on my desk
22. I wanna be just like barbie that bitch gets everything
22. Wats the diffrence between michael jackson nd barbie??
nothing.... they r both plastic
23. ----> I have a black belt in shopping <-----
24. ++ Well arnt we a ray of fcuking sunshine ++
25. Officer , i swear to drunk im not god
26.I knew ur game right from the start n i played it 2 laugh now player the jokes on u
27.god made pepsi god made coke god made ....(a name)..... so darn sexy
28.(6) so ur the bitch dat told da bitch im a bitch well listin ere it takes a bitch 2 call a bitch bitch...(6)
29.im sexy im hot n everything ur not XxX
30. (A)im an angel in day (A) (6) but devil nite (6)
31. I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
32.Boy’s are an accessory, every girl should have one
33.I’m out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
34.When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
35.Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your man thinks I am
36.It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
37.I'm like a butterly-pretty 2c- hard 2 catch
38.I'M ThReW Wif GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR (L) n MaKe U CrY,(L)iN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In
39.Do you come with a instruction manual cuz ur confussin me
40.I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe
41.()U see, U like, U try, U fail...-mEaNwHiLe-...I see, I like, I want, I get() I'm suGaR spiCe EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Mess wif Me... yOu best ThiNk twiCe (( s= alt + 21 on the right number pad on ur keyboard))
42.i'M nOt SmiLiN At u i'M TrYiN nOt 2 LauGh
43.Computers: Hmm-well..it freezes up on me, it plays games wif me, i can turn it on wif a push of a button..yah pretty much call it a guy
43. Monkeys, are cute and fuzzy, Boys are cute and lazy
44.
an angel is what i was meant to be, that's why being sweet comes so naturally
45.if you hate me, i love you too. it ain't my fault i'm cuter than you.
46.Daddy's little girl But not the girl that daddy knew, Daddy never had a clue
47.If you want me to fall for you. . . you can start by giving me something worth tripping over.
48. im a bitch and i got class u mess with me ill kick ur ass so 4 all u hoes that think ur cool ill beat ur ass cuz bitches rule
49.Don't call me a GODDESS, Don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen
50. You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
51.if you're nice you can call me sweety, if you're sweet you can call me hunni, if you're hot you can call me tonight
52.
BoRn 2 PleAZe TaUgHt 2 TeAZe..iM sWeeT EnuFf T0o tEaZe SeXXi Enuf 2 PleAz
53.
I’m not a tease, I’m just a reminder of what you can’t have
54.I like your style, I like your class, but most of all I like your ass
55. 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
56.(L) Fashions on our mind, bein cute iz our kind(K), so step aside nd let us threw :P cuz itz all about me () an my cute azz crew (K)
57.(l)god made coke, god made pepsi, god made me o so sexxi(l)
58.(l)(u)luved by sum, hated by many, envied by most, YET WANTED BY PLENTY(u)(l)
59.-(K)- i WaSnT kIsSinG Him I WoZ TeLlInG HiS LiPs A ScReT -(K)-
60.Im fat, but ur ugly, I can diet
Dats all i got 4 now Ty for reading them hope it helped u pick a msn name
luv Jenna -x-x-x-x-
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