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Trust me…I’m 99 guilt free
Learn the rulez…then break em
I used 2 have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
There are three types of people: Those who can count and those who can’t
I’m 99 beautiful and 1 crazy…or is it the other way round??
The voices in my head don’t like you
I am quite pleasant…until I’m awake
Thinking is a powerful thing. Power is dangerous. I’m not allowed to play with dangerous things, therefore I don’t think
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
;) Smile…it scares people :P
7/5ths of all people do not understand fractions
I’m so cool I make ice jealous. I’m so hot fire don’t stand a chance.
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, then do us all a favour and jump off it
What’s better…a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice
I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden,
I asked for a tree, he gave me a forest,
I asked for a river, he gave me an ocean,
I asked for a friend, he gave me you.
Guess who I saw today….everyone I looked at
Armed and Dangerous
The road is full of flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their mind
Mistakes are made, you pay for them…then you do it again
Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to myself
Hey, look on the bright side….not everyone hates you as much as I do
Oh My God U killed (name) how much do I owe you?
To the world you are just one person, but to one person you could mean the world
Last night I was looking at the stars, then I realised, where the HECK is my ceiling?
If you’re happy and you know it……..get out of my house
Never fight with an ugly person….they have nothing to loose
Your village just called, they’re missing their idiot
Whoever said words can’t hurt you…never got hit by a dictionary
My mind not only wanders…it sometimes leaves completely
Next time you criticise someone, put yourself in their shoes and distance yourself from them. That way they won’t hear you and you’ll have a new pair of shoes
I’d tell you to go to hell…but damn, all dogs go to heaven
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming it on you
100 Memories
200 Jokes
300 Great Times
400 Secrets
1 Reason
BEST FRIENDS
Don’t Interrupt Me When I’m Ignoring You
There’s a light at the end of every tunnel. Just hope it’s not a train
One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor
Everyone’s entitled to be stupid…but you are abusing the privilege
I’m Not Online
The Computer is lying to you
Roses R Red
Violets R Blue
Most Poems Rhyme
But This 1 Doesn’t
I just walked into a wall, I hope I didn’t brain my damage
My door is Always open, so feel free to leave
If i was you...id commit suicide
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Roses r green
Violets r orange
I dont know hu u r
But u r annoyin
I tried to snif coke once...but the ice cubes got stuk up ma nose
There is nothin better than a good frend....except a good frend wiv chocolate
B = Beautiful I = Intelligent T = Talented C = Charming H = How hard im gona hit u 4 callin me a bitch
CAUTION: (name) is having a blonde moment. Please speak slowly and use small words.
When a guy asks u to suck it...smile turn around and say,"I heard its dangerous to put small things in my mouth"
Officer, I swear to drunk im not God
I miss ur (k)'s, i miss ur (L), but most of all, i miss ur (bah)
Dont call me a goddess dnt call me a queen, jst call me da cutest princess uve eva seen
Stuff princes....I WANA B QUEEN
Hope you lik em. Bye
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