I ran up the door
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1 vodka, 2 vodka, 3 vodka, floor
If your name was homework, id be doing u on my desk rite now
god made butter, god made cheeze, god made u 4 me 2 squeeze, god made wisky, god made pepsi, but how did he make u so f.u.king s.e.x.y??
Im not feein myself 2day, can i feel u?
I wish u were a door, i could bang u all day
be a surfer, not a prick, wax your board, not your dick
can i hav a pic of u 2 show santa what i want 4 christmas
if u climb a ladder 4 success, don’t let the boys looks up ur dress, they’ll say ur cute, they’ll say ur fine, but 9 months later they’ll say "its not mine"
S.e.x is good, s.e.x Is fine, doggy style Or 69 ,just for fun or getting paid, everyone luvs getting laid
Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, + so r u,
if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
Dont drink and drive... Cause u might hit a bump and spill ya beer
Poof Be Gone Your Breath Is Too Strong Poof Come Back I Found A Tic-tac
When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you, When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you, When i first liked you I was afraid to love you, Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
S.E.X D.R.U.G.S ROCK N ROLL SPEED WEED BIRTH CONTROL LIFES A B.I.C.T.H AND SO AM I SO f.U.C.K THE WORLD LETS GET HIGH
iM A MaThS TeAcHeR, So LeTs PlUs ThE BeD, MiNuS ThE ClOtHeS, DiVidE ThE LeGs, AnD MuLtIpLy()
If the ocean was vodka, and i was a duck, i would swim to the bottom and never come up...., but the ocean aint vodka and im not a duck, so pass the bottle and shut the f.u.c.k up
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Press 1 if you hate me
Press 2 if you don't like me
Press 3 if I am your friend
Press 4 if you think im hot
Press 5 if you would hook up with me
Press 6 if you like me more than a friend
Press 7 if you love me
Press 8 if you want to f.u.c.k me
If U Wanna Add Me, my addy iz h0tmale_6t9, and fcuk_ur_mamma
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