ZZZZyo mammaZZZZ

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Yo momma so fat she uses matresses for tampons




yo momma so ugly the last time i saw somethin that looked like her i pinned a tail on it




yo momma so old when she saw jurrasic park it brought back memories




yo momma so ugly the last time I saw a face like hers i threw it a banana




yo momma so ugly i would tell her to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven




yo momma so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard




yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it




yo momma so fat they had to install a speed bump at the 'all you can eat buffet'




yo momma so ugly she takes off her mask for halloween




yo momma so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody




yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class




yo momma so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals




yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up




yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay"




yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views




yo momma so fat they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping




yo momma so fat when she wears a 'malcom x t-shirt' helicopters try to land on her back




yo momma so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list




yo momma so old i told her to act her own age, then she died




yo momma so ugly her husband takes her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye




yo momma so poor, burgalers broke in to her house and left money




yo momma so dumb she got fired from the MM factory for throwing away all the w's




yo momma so smelly yo daddy works overtime




yo momma so fat she bent over and got arrested for possesion of crack




u--g--l--y you aint got no aliby you ugly ya ya you ugly


y-o-m-o-m-m-a how you think you got that way yo momma ya ya yo momma

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