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1000000000 msn names by Emily!!!!!
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
YoU gIrLs aRe thE oNLy OnEs
tHAt cAn SiT iN a RoOm
wItH mE aNd Do nOtHiNg
bUt LaUgH fOr HoUrS.
If you think my eyes are beautiful.... it's because they're looking at you.
It's better to regret the things you do than the thing you don't do.
Im not blonde im knot im knot im knot.
Occifer I swear there’s no blood in my alcohol system.
The harder you fall the higher you bounce.
They say kissing is the language of luv...care 2 indulge ion a lil convo?
oNCe aPoN A TiMe SoMeThInG HaPpEnEd To mE It WaS ThE SwEeTeSt tHiNg tHaT CoUlD Be,iT WaS A fAnTaSy A DrEaM CoMe tRuE, iT wAs tHe DaY i MeT YoU
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
I SmILe BeCaUsE I hAvE No IdEa WhAt Is GoInG oN.
You can say im crazy, baby that is true, im crazy bout one thing and that thing aint u
GIRLS ARE LIKE FIREWORKS. OUR KISSES LIGHT UP THE NIGHT OUR HUGS MAKE EVERYTHING BRIGHT AND WHEN WE ARE MAD WE EXPLODE AND WHEN WE ARE WHEN WE ARE HAPPY WE MAKE EVERYTHING GLOW
Never EVER regret something if it made you smile
Don’t hate me cos im beautiful...well ok hate me cos im beautiful
So ur the bitch that told the bitch that i'm a bitch so listen bitch it takes a bitch 2 no a bitch 2 call a bitch a bitch.......bitch
God made mud, god made dirt, god made guys so girls could flirt
I'm a booty-shakin heart-breakin pretty-hot never-stop short-skirt love-2-flirt angel-baby spoiled-maybe perfect-princess just 4 u
Born to shop yet forced 2 go 2 skool
If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not stuck up, I'm just better than you
When sum1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles in ur face 2 frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm and slap the idiot in the face
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run he hates that.
Do I Look like a grocery item to you?¿?¿? cos i see you checking me out.
As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids
Don’t kiss behind the garden gate cos luv is blind, but neighbors ain't
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right…...real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
I'm only a bitch on all days that end in "Y".
Men act like dicks to make up for the ones they don’t have.
It's always better to let someone think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
What cruel person put an "s" in "lisp"?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underwear over his pants?
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