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4 all yall, heres the bEST REDNECK SCHOOL! PHS!
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For all yall that dont know, the school is PORTAL MIDDLE AND HIGH SCHOOL in Portal, Georgia (30450) lolI think we are so redneckish for the followin reasons:
1. In the yearbook, rusty has a picture with the deer he kilt which was a 16 point, (a record)
2. All the boys go to prom with there truck all "clean"(which is once in a blue moon) and go get there girls and and walk in with there boots on
3. On the weekends, the boys go get there girls early in the morning, go hunting, go back home, take a bathe, go back and get them and go to the river, the"boro"(statesboro georgia), hang out at the caution light, or go to other ppls house and GET DRUNK AND SMOKE LOL
4. We all have john deere somethin whether it be a hat, shirt, or anything on your truck
5. WE ALL LOVE THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA no matter what anyone says , and also we all have someting to do with georgia whether ut be (see above)
6. Everything in our town is on HWY 80 and all we have is the school, 2 gas stations(which are right by eachother) a little grocery store(IGA), post office, cafe, and a dollar store, thats all which sucks but statesboro aint but 7 miles away
7. Everyone knows where all the back roads are and knows where to go to sit and have fun with your girl
8. Everyone knows everyone it dont matter who you are
9. We dont like screven, metter, eci, jenkins county, or ne one else but statesboro bc there out older brother
10. Everyone is in the FFA and we all like it
11. The boys pants are kinda tighter than the girls and we ALL where boots
12. We have belts customized to say coutnry sayins or with our names on it with a huge belt buckle
13. On the intercom on mondays, our principal(JP) tells us about his son and what all happened but Dr.Webb aint southern and he needs to go somewhere
14. All of us gurls mostly look up to Gretchen Wilson
15. We all like older trucks and cars like 66 mustang, 69 chevy ya know
16. The boys can take 3 old cars and make a hot rod
17. Our boyfriends let us go bail hay its soo fun
18. we go swimming in somebodys pond or the river, we dont waste time on spending money when we can have lots more fun
19. We all know how to do construction a little bit and work around the house
20. We all know how to drive a stick shift
21. The girls that play softball knnow the saying when we start>>>"Load er up and git er done"
There ya go , i think were really redneckish if ya got one better email me or email me juss to talk ok southernbabe4uhotmail.com
Load er up and it er done
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