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Jack n Jill went up the hill to get sum marijuana, jack got high
unzipped his fly and asked jill if she wanna, jill said yes
unzipped her dress n then they had sum fun, stupid jill 4got her
pill and now they have a son
Good girls don't lie, Bad girls don't cry, Dumb girls need "air",
Naughty girls need underware, Sweet girls aren't mean,
Funny girls make a scene, Perfect girls have all the class,
Mean girls will kick your ass, Smart girls will excel,
Gossip girls will tell, Popular girls get all the boys,
Little girls play with toys, Normal girls are nothing new,
So which one applies to you?
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.
He said that I was being rediculous-everyone hasn't met me yet
"Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less,
breathe more, talk less, say more, hate less, love more,
and all good things will be yours."
I hate the way Ur always right, I hate the way you lie,
I hate the way you make me laugh, even worse the way you made me cry.
I hate it when your not around, I hate it that you didn't call.
But most of all I hate the fact I don't hate you at all.
sUm gUyS sAy 'sUcK iT'.. i SaY 'sOrRy i ChOkE oN sMall ObJeCtS'
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