ZoEs CoOl mSn nAmEs

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if i was a duck n the sea was vodka i wud swim 2 da bottom n neva cum up, but i'm not a duck n the sea is vodka so... pass da bottle n shut da fu.ck up

sugar and spice and everything nice b4 u mess wid me u best think 2wice

men are lyk rose...watch out 4 da pricks

remember the 'm' remember the 'e' but then together n remember 'me'

4 all u ppl hu tlk bout me i av 1 word 4 u... jealously

i once tried stiffing coke..but da ice cubes got stuck up mi nose

if a lad asks u 2 sick it turn round n say i herd its dangerous 2 put small things in mi mouth

youv've got 2 b rich 2 get dis bitch

Can i av your picture so i can show santa what i want 2 crimbo:D

treat me like an angel... n i'll be your devil

angel or devil...you deside

i'm beautiful?..yes..go on..i'm smart?...yes,,gon on,you no i've got all night so dont stop

dont h8 me bcoz i'm beautiful..h8 me bcoz ya boyfriend thinks so

dont call me goddess dpont call me queen call me da beautifulest princess you av eva seen

i'm a princess n i've got class you mess wid me i'll kick ta ass so all u hoes hu think ur kewl think agen bcoz..i rule

so..your da bitch hu tld da bitch that i'm da bitch well listen eya bitch it takes a bitch 2 no a bitch BITCH

god made coke, god made pepsi got made you so damn sexy

I don't care what you think about me cause it can't be half as bad as what I think of you

Like what u see?? Call 1-800-U WISH

U GO GURL But ur boyfriend can stay

roses are red, voilets are blue, god made me pretty, :O what appened 2 u

life is short.. so am i

isnt it funni how da ppl hu no u da least av the more 2 say bout u then ur m8s

your legs must b tired bcoz u bein runin threw mi mind all day

i'm not weird ... i'm just gifted

i'm blonde whats your exuse

u.g.l.y= u

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erm... do i luk lyk i care?? er....no

u laugh bcoz i'm weird i laugh bcoz ur normal

av u realized...wen ur mature u dont av many friends n ur life is borin' but wen ur immature ur life is great

u always stop 2 stare, y not just take a picture??

how many fit lads are the oyw there.... 2 but there dating each other

men are lyk mascara if ur in a different emotain they run out

dont luk at ppl twice... they mite think u fancy them

ReMeBeR mY fAcE rEmEbEr My NaMe CoZ tHeRe AiNt No OtHa HuNnI dAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe

i dont swim in ur toilet so dont pee in my pool

u called me a bitch but it is Ms.Bitch 2 u

remeber mi name remeber mi face bcoz no ova bitch can take mi place

dont drink n drive u mite bump n spill ya beer

sex is evil,sex is a game,1 night of passipon,nine months of pain, fathers a bsud babys a git, all bcoz the condom spilt

i'm not dumb the world is just rlly rlly smart

i mayb blonde but i'm not as dumb as u luk.. oh.. mayb i'am

i'm goin crazy just thinkin bout u baby

practice makes perfect..but nobodys perfect so...why practice?

is barbies so popular y do u av buy er m8s?

i wish i was barbie she as EVERYTHING

god made mud, god made dirt.. god made me so i cud flirt

i aint a tease..i'm just a reminder ov wat u cnt have

I'm a booty-shakin heart-breakin pretty-hot never-stop short-skirt love-2-flirt angel-baby spoiled-maybe perfect-princess just 4 u

born to shop its a girl sport

i'm not a food packet..bcoz i c u checkin me out

if you was a boogi i wud pick u first

when cheese is avin its picture tuk what does it say?

if pringles are so gd..y do they av a reseable packet

if wer not lovin it at mcdonalds can we av a refund?

i woz eya but not 4 long i left dis not 2 turn u on soo all u no me no me well if u dont go 2 hell

if lads r fat n av big tits..dont u think they shud wer a bra?

(K)don't kiss behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours aint(K)

sweet as a angel....hot as hell

dont lyk mi attuide..call 0800-KISS_MY_ASS

if i reach 4 ur hand will u hold it? if i hold out mi arms will u hug me? if i go 4 ur lips will u kiss me? if i capture ur hart will u luv me?

dont call me cute until u no da insides ov me

i'm sweet on da outside but u dont no what i'm lyk on da inside(6)

y do lads always wnna no da personal stuff? there stupid

I Like Your Style, I Like Your Class, But Most Of All I Like Your Ass



thanx 4 readin ppl hope u lyk :P:P (L)ya all

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