1111 JD'S MSN NAMES... YO CHEACK THEM OUT 1111 - there so GooD
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so poor that when u farted she started singing Clap yo hands, stomp yo feet-Thank the Lord cuz we got heat
Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.
UR MOMMAS SO FAT DAT SHE STARTED 2 SING "WE R FAMILY, MCDONALDS, BURGER KING N ME"
Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Your mama's so fat when she goes to the store the only thing in her size is the dressing room
Yo mamma is like bubble gum 5 cents a blow.
Yo mamma is like mcdonalds over 109 Million served
Yo mamma is like a christmas tree men hang there balls all over her.
Your mama so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention
Yo mama is so stupied she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death.
Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up"
Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
yo momma is so thin she makes a needle look fat
Yo mama is soo fat that fat albert is much skinner then her..
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Anwayz Guys.. Ezz
Hope u liked them and ahh..Take CARE
Dont hate apprictiate..
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