1 a aaaa awesome blonde joke

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There was a blonde who got on a plane to San Fransisco with a ticket for coach. Instead of sitting in her assigned seat, she went to sit in 1st class. The flight attendant comes over to her and says, "Miss, you have a ticket for coach, not first class. Can you please move?" so the blonde says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'll do whatever I want."

The flight attendant knew she wouldnt move, so she went up to the front of the plane where she saw the co-pilot. She said, "There's a blonde girl sitting in first class with a ticket for coach. Can you get her to move?" so the co-pilot says, "I'll see what I can do."

He walks up to her and says, "You have a ticket for coach, and thats where you need to sit. Please move immeadiately." so the blonde says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'll do whatever I want."

The co-pilot is mad, and goes up to the front of the plane where he finds the pilot. he says "There's a blonde girl sitting in first class with a ticket for coach. Can you get her to move?" The pilot says, "My wife is blonde. I know what to do." and he goes out to first class while the co-pilot and flight attendant watch. The pilot whispers something into the blonde's ear and she immeadiately gets up and leaves.

"How did you do it, pilot?" the co-pilot asks. "All I did was tell her that first class was going to San Antonio, not San Fransisco"

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