advice from jessaleen parakay
Rating: PG-13
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2.back your gators into guys' crotches
3. watch the movie undercover brother atleast 2 times a month
4.ride kiddie rides
5. always ride in car 4... right charley
6. rollerblade whereever you can
7.when people ask who you are over the net reply "i'm that set of eyes outside your window"
8. talk on the phone while guys go streakin
9. when you are on the phone with the guys that are streaking... don't listen to them when they tell you to look out your window.
10. never try to chug a hot dr. pepper in under a min
11. keep a journal that you rite all ur thoughts down in... and hide it in ur closet
12. stay up late watching scream 3 and talking about boy meets world.
13. never throw your shoes when your at the barn swings
14. don't get ur first kiss at the fair.
15. dress up like old people in nursin homes
16. make a giant burrito that you know you could never eat with ur hands and attempt to eat it all in one bite.
17. eat salad with a spoon
18.go to a football game in the rain and watch ur flunkie boyfriends act like they are friends just to make u happy
19. go down the water slide in groups
20. while on the way to a friends house with ur guys stop and take a picture with the view
21.play squares and always cheat
22. when ur pond is frozen... walk out on it and fall in then walk home freezing cold and all wet
23. wake up early and call a person just to annoy them
24. always tell the guy you like that you aren't his stalker even if you are (nick woodward) then when he calls you fat... flip him the bird
25. dump your crippled friend outa his wheelchair
26. when at the fair grab one of the plastic ducks and yell "HEY GUYS LOOK IT"S A DUCK" (we love you charley)
27. throw plastic dinosaurs at your b/f's annoyin korean friend
28. ok my friend's last name is hooker... for real. when he steals your money never run down the hall yelling HOOKER YOU OWE ME MONEY
29. always remember to feed your fish
30. and always remember never lose your friends or lose sight of what they mean to you if they are important then tell them they are.
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