not-so-simple riddles

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read the question and then say the first answer that comes to ur head. they arn't so easy wen u do it that way lol


say silk 5 times, fast. quick - what do cows drink?






no, not milk, get it rite. cows drink water.







what do u put in a toaster?







if the TOAST is already toast y retoast it? the answer is BREAD







if a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks and a red house is made from red bricks, what is a green house made of?







glass.








a rooster lays an egg on the top of the mountain and the wind is blowing east. what way does the egg roll down?






roosters don't lay eggs





a plane crashes right in the middle of its path from one place to another. where do you bury the survivors? wher they landed, where they were going or where they had came from?





u would be pretty stupid if you buiried survivors.





thats all i got 4 now, cyas l8a

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