1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ashlees KWL MSN NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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god made rivers, god made lakes, god made you but we all make mistakes
(name) Coming soon to a bedroom near you;)
I’m hot, your horny, any questions?
(K)A Kiss Blown is a Kiss Wasted a REAL Kiss is a Kiss Tasted(K)
GIRLS WILL B GIRLS, BOYS WILL B BOYS, BUT BOYS DONT BECOME MEN UNTILL THE SHARE THEIT TOYS
boyz r cute.. NOTE This may NOT apply for u
):P Guys Are Like MM’s…Some Have Nuts, Some Don’t :P()
(k)sweet as heaven {}-{}ott as HeLL born 2 tease and Taught 2 Plz(k)
I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
I love everyone...except you...or you...ew especially you...Not you either...but I do love ME
When a smurf is choking, what colour does he turn?
Thinking is a powerful thing. Power is dangerous. I'm not allowed to play with dangerous things, therefore I don't think.
I don't care what you think about me cause it can't be half as bad as what I think of you
RED IS ORANGE AND PURPLE IS BROWN, YOU KISSED ME AND NOW THE WORLDS UP-SIDE-DOWN.
I want to tell you what I’m feeling, but I don‘t know where to start. I want to tell u yes I do but I’m scared you’ll break my heart
Sing as if nobody's listening, dance as if nobody's watching, love as if your heart will never be broken
Like what u see?? Call 1-800-U WISH
I’m not a tease…just a reminder of what you cant have
::--;Love iZ LiKe QuiCkSanD-dA DeEpEr u FaLL iN iT The Hard it is 2 Get Out;--::
How can you be friends with someone if every time you look at them, it makes you want them even more?
I am who I am, your opinion is neither desired or required
Its funny how da people who know me da least..have da most to say...
The dirty looks, da jealous stares n the funny part is u think I care
iM TiReD oF TrYiNg, Im TiReD oF CrYiNg, I KnOw iVe BeEn SmiLiNg BuT iNsiDe iM DyInG
U GO GURL But ur boyfriend can stay
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU
I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
Your eyes are blue your heart is red oh darling I love you in bed
Sex is like Mc Donald’s........... I’m Loving it
Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
ToUcH Me TeAsE Me cOmE On BaBY pLeAsE Me
Can I borrow you library card because I’d like to check you out
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby I'm vaccinated
3 words to ruin a guy's ego... is it in??
GoD mADe LaNd GoD mAdE gRaSs GoD mAdE Me wItH a VeRy NiCe AsS
A PeAcH Is A PeAcH A PlUm Is A PlUm BuT A KiS AiNt A KiSs WiVoUt SuM TuNg So ClOsE Ur EyEs N OpEn WiDeN GiV Ur TuNg SuM ExErCiSe
If guys had their period, they'd probably brag about the size of our tampons
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world
You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye
Fat people are harder to kidnap
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823
Next time wave all your fingers at me
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on
Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It's people like you who give gay a bad name
I've had fun before. This isn't it
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
«´¨•.. i ±ry n0† ±0 ee† šch0oe in±er wi†h m¥ š0ciae eife
an apPee a day Keepš †he d0c±or awa¥ bu† if †he d0c±orš cu†e šcreW †he frui†
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«0see My Hae0 bright n shin¥, Mess wit me iee kick ur Hine¥0»
eVeryone has THe right 2 b stupid but you’re abusing The PrivLade
Fashion is on our minds, bein cu±ies is our kind, so s±ep aside and le± us ±hro , Cuz i±s all abou± me and my Cu±e ass Crew
if ur nice call me swee±y if ur swee± call me hunny if ur hd± u can call me 2ni±e
) _:»i'm no± smiein u, i'm Tr¥in no± to eaugH«?:_
i can'T go a da¥ witHout My sunsHine
i‘m subergirl and i’m here to save the world
»()o(s)Heaven Must Be Missing an angee cuz i am Here(s)o()(l)
i'm a seave 4 u,i cannot h0ed it, i cannot controe it,i'm a seave 4 u,i wont deny it,i'm not trying to hide it
R0ses are Red,Vi0eets are beue,G0d Made Me Prett¥ What +he Heee HaPPened T0 ¥0u
o(k)osweet eike Heaven(L)Hdt eike Heee(k)i'm The sweetest Gure(L)a ¥0u can Teeeo(k)o
im a opwincesso n' ive got class. give me shiet i'll kick ur ass.
so all u hoes who fink ur kewl fink agen bcoz oIo rule
im suga n' spice n' everythang nice, b4 u mess wif meeh u beta
fink twice
im sweet like candy...Hot like fire...im the eie qt...that u desire...
o 10 angel + 10 hottie + 10 diva + 20 goddess + 20 perfect + 30 princess = 100 me o
There Is No I In S-L-U-T..But There Is A U
Dont Call Me A Bitch, Its Ms. Bitch To You
Stutin Our Stuff,Shakin Our Booties, Me -N- My Girlies Are Lil Cuties
Id Tell You To Go To Hell,But All Dogs Go To Heaven
Delicious Lips Devil Stare I Got All Them Bitches Screamin IT AIN’T FAIR
Well Slap My Ass And Call Me Spanky
i wrote ur name in The sand and da ocean washed it away, i Wrote uR name in My heart and 4eva it wiLL stay
If I had the letters "HRT" and I could add "EA" and get "HEART" or add "U" and get "HURT", I'd rather have "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".
What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks
iF aLL dA BoYz LiVeD OvA Da SeE WhAt a GoOd SwiMmEr I wOuLd Be
Roll out the red carpet 'coz here comes.......(name)
lets have an intelligent conversation i'll talk...u listen
--->>> ...A Little Bit Goes A Long Way... <<<---
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose
When scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you.
Stop Drop and Roll Baby cuz ure on fire
ashes ±0 ashes dus± ±o dus± if i± weren‘± for w0men ur ±hing woued rus±
i WaS NOT KiSSiNg HiM....i WaS..eR..uH..WiSpEriNg iN HiS MoUtH
(K)YoU AiNt SeEn NuThIn YeT ;)
:D (K) Im NoT dUmB ThE WoRlD Is JuSt ReAlLy SmArT (K) :D
:P i dont swim in your toilet, so please dont pee in my pool :P
:O SiLlY LiL BiTcHeS WiF SiLlY LiL ProBlEMs :O
Up,Up AnD aWaY
dont like my attitude? call 1800-KISSMYASS
DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE
m¥ ¡mag¡nar¥ fr¡€nd ph¡nks ¥0u hav€ s€r¡0us br0b|€ms
ooits nati0nae m0rdn week...thanx so much 4 particpatingoo
no guts no glory no brains same story
I'd Tell Ya To Go To Hell But All Dawgs Go To Heaven
LoViN YoUIsN'T ReAlLy SoMeThIn' I sHoUlD dO
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I'M GoInG CrAzY cRaZy JuSt ThInKiNg AbOuT YoU BaBy00oo00,¸
=KiSs A LiTtLe LoNgEr=StAy ClOsE A LiTtLe LoNgEr=HoLd On a LiTtLe LonGeR=
CAUTION: im a blond n im having a VERY bad day.. so plz use small words
SoMe CaLL iT EcStAsY, SoMe CaLL iT DeStInY, SoMe CaLL iT MeAnT tO Be, bUt i JuSt CaLL iT YoU Me
ima- b00T¥-shakin Heart-breakin Prett¥ Hot neva st0P sh0rt skirt
euv-2-Feirt angee bab¥ sPoieed-Ma¥be Perfect Princess Just 4u
U bettah watch out if I don’t get it ma way, cuz if that happens u betta pray
?x?FoR aLl YoU pEOpLe ThAt TaLk AbOuT mE... i GoT oNe WoRd FoR yOu...JeAlOuSy?
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(L)(K)sweeT Lil Miss seXy ThaNg(K)(L)
¿?±0rmen†ed by my beau±y?¿
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im n0T ]-[0T...«»...im 0n FlRE
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swee± cheakš
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LilocutieoPieo
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MisS inndcenT
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream
ReMeMbEr mY nAmE ReMeMbEr My FaCe CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe
SMART girls are more interested in having FUN than trying to look perfect
)If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day...I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands
IN THE COOKIES OF LIFE, YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE CHOCLATE CHIPS
)never fight with an ugly personthey have nothing to loose
«10o nauGhT¥
¿craz¥¿beautifue¿
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baby Girl
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If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart
If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips
(K)Candee Tastes Good But Mah Kisses are Bettah(K)
:P i dont swim in your toilet, so please dont pee in my pool :P
How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there?
......two, but they're dating each other
Your jelousy is my energy.... Ever wonder why im so hyper?
A Bitch Is A Dog,Dogs Bark,Bark Is A Part Of A Tree,Trees Are Part Of Natue,Natures Beautiful,So If You Eva Call Me A Bitch Again,Thanks For The Compliment
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you
Let’s play army, you lie down and I’ll blow the hell out of you
Can I have a picture of you so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas?
I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
Your so sweet, r u putting Cadbury out of business
Hi I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I looked up your name in the dictionary today. It said you were the sexiest person on earth
Screw me if I'm wrong, is your name Lauren?
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day
Haven’t I seen u b4? No, oh, it must have been in my dreams
That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here
You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beaten me to it.
Stand back, I'm a doctor you go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you
Can I flirt with you?
Hi, do you want to have my children? (Assuming the answer is 'no'),
OK
Then, can we just practice?
Ok u want my numba did u say????ok then call 1-0800-NO-WAY
Do you eat a lot of Lucky Charms......because you're magically delicious?
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