BeCkY's MiNt MsN nAmEs!
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(8)(¯·._)it's stiee r0ck 'n r0ee 2 me(¯·._)(8)
Ma trust is like a mirror once it's broken 7 years bad luck..u broke ma trust so now ur in trouble
´¯o.¸.a c0uple 0f watts sh0rt 0f a lightbulb n0w aren't we?¿´¯o.¸.:P
«´»ur s0 thick u make a tree stump l00k clever«´» :P
()aeea gure needs is da 3 b's»«b0¥s_bi|
sometimes i get so //eird i even freak //yself ou† :P
(k)·´¸.·´¨i see u Bab¥ shakin that ass·´¸.·´¨(k)
(K).....:::::::Im a gure, ur a guy, need nem0re ceues?¿:::::::.....(K) ;)
(K)«´»D0n't eike my attitude?¿ Caee 1800-KIss-MY-Ass«´»(K)
(K)´¯o.¸.if u g0t it, flaunt it´¯o.¸.(K)
().·´¸.·´¨i wasn't (K)n him, i was tellin his lips a secret.·´¸.·´¨();)
:Poo.Oin some cultures what i do iz considered normal0.oo:P
(¯·._)if u d0nt like the way i drive, get 0ff the sidewalk(¯·._)
(R)O.ooi'm like a butterfly...pretty 2 see but hard 2 catchoo.O(R)
(K)(¯·._)i'm a sexy, sassy, sweet kinda gurl(¯·._)(K)
()¨¨Last night i was laying in my bed l00king up at the stars when i realised...where the fuck is my ceiling¨¨()
(R)cross ur hear† hope 2 die, ceo†hes makeup, Boys eies,4eva †here †iee †he end, defini†ion of: †ru bes† friends¡(R)
(¯·._)eife's n0t a garden s0 st0p bein a h0(¯·._) :P
.·´¸.·´¨If u d0n't eike me, i d0n't give a sht c0z i d0n't reaeey eike u either.·´¸.·´¨:P
»«´»«´¨·.¸¸ .a//erican_exPress_H0//_//y_¡_fuck_u.¸¸.·´¨»«´»« :P
(L)(L)()()HeY Boi;) did u JusT cum ouT oF da boiLer room KoZ man ya LookiN feeLin HOTTer THaN eVa()()(L)(L)
(>'.'<)i wanna be barbie, that btch has everything(>'.'<) :P
´¯o.¸.Im l0st, ive g0ne 2 l00k 4 myself s0 if i get back b4 i get here plz tell me 2 wait´¯o.¸.
(R)Theres(R)no(R)i(R)in(R)suck(R)but(R)there(R)sure(R)is(R)a(R)u(R)
(¯·._)Do u kno from reading this u have wasted 10 seconds of ur life?¿(¯·._) :P
i was standing there in the park wondering y Frisbee’s got bigger wen they got closer then it hit me :P
(>'.'<)last night i dreamed i ate a giant marshmellow... wen i w0ke up my pill0w was g0ne(>'.'<) :P
(K)Peaches r peaches, Plums r plums, (K)s aint (K)s, wit0ut ne t0ngue s0 open ya m0uth cl0se ya eyes giv ya t0ngue sum eXcercise(K)
(K).·´¸.·´¨2 dirty 2 clean up my act.·´¸.·´¨(K)
(¯·._)Three o'clock is always 2 late or 2 early 4 anything u want 2 do(¯·._)
¸.·´¨In america, anybody can be president... That's 1 of the risks u take¸.·´¨ :P
¸.·´¨God gave men a penis a brain, but not enough blood supply 2 run both at once¸.·´¨ :P
(L)(¨v´¨)daddys lil girl but n0t tha girl daddy knew daddy neva had a clue(¨v´¨)(L)
(¯·._)shit happens then u step in it...was can i say? Life's a bitch(¯·._)
¸.·´¨One tequilla....two tequilla....three tequilla....Floor¸.·´¨:P
(R)(¨v´¨)Candy's sweet s0 is pie, but no 1 is as sweet as I(¨v´¨)(R)
(R)(>'.'<)Kute enuf 2 make u e00k twice, h0t enuf but n0t 2 nice(>'.'<)(R)
().·´¸.·´¨I'm n0t bl0nde, I'm just dumb.·´¸.·´¨() :P
(F)´¯o.¸.D0n't try 2 fix me, I'm n0t br0ken´¯o.¸.(L)
(A)(¨v´¨)G0d send me an angel…from da heavens above(¨v´¨)(A)
().·´¸.·´¨ur da h0ttest guy that Ive eva seen.·´¸.·´¨()
().·´¸.·´¨m0st guys r hot but r they all smart??.·´¸.·´¨()
(L)(>'.'<)bein cute is 1 thing, but bein h0t is 1 wh0le different story(>'.'<)(L)
().·´¸.·´¨gimme a taste 0f those sweet lips.·´¸.·´¨(K)
()´¯o.¸.devils angels d0nt match´¯o.¸.()
(K)(¨v´¨)ur da 1 hottest guy 0n my list, its hard 2 believe that ur b-4 Josh Hartnett(¨v´¨)(K)
().·´¸.·´¨do guys really care about h0w u feel or just how u l00k??:(.·´¸.·´¨()
()´¯o.¸.I l00k g00d I kn0 it but can u tell me 1 more time PLZ:)
().·´¸.·´¨Guess wut?? I saw da hottest guy 2day Yummy.·´¸.·´¨()
()´¯o.¸.When we say its ova Its ova´¯o.¸.()
().·´¸.·´¨I must not chase da boys.·´¸.·´¨()
(K)(>'.'<)im all urz do wut u want with me, im up 4 anything(>'.'<)(K)
(K)(¯·._)M0st bangin chick u eva seen n0t even Neeey c0ued ride wit me(¯·._)(K)
weee weee weee e00k wh0 we have here¿? eie miss kn0w it aee
().·´¸.·´¨i e00k, i find i keep.·´¸.·´¨()
(K).·´¸.·´¨n0tice me, c0z ur b0yfriend is ab0ut 2.·´¸.·´¨(K) :P
(R)(>'.'<)singee, but aem0st taken(>'.'<)(R)
(K)(¯·._)Man I feel like a w0man(¯·._)(K)
().¸¸.·´¨»D0n't make me unleash the illegal space chickens in purple bunny suits«´¨·.¸¸ .() :P
(L)(>'.'<)B.I.T.C.H- Babe In T0tal C0ntr0l 0f Herself(>'.'<)(L)
(K)(¨v´¨)H0ttie wit a B0dy(¨v´¨)(K)
()¨¨The 0ney way 2 have a friend is 2 be 1¨¨()
()?¿Ok, angees r aee g00d n stuff? Where's the fun in that?¿()
(¯·._)im think i'm g0nna give up 0n trying 2 understand guys, its 2 hard(¯·._) :P
(¯·._)The cl0sest thing u'ee ever c0me 2 a brain st0rm is a eight drizzee(¯·._):P
(>'.'<)if ur happy u kn0w it....get 0uta my h0use(>'.'<) :P
(¯·._)i d0nt have a c0w s0 i d0nt need ur buee(¯·._):P
(R)4 aee 0f th0se wh0 taek about me-thanks 4 making ME the center 0f ur attention(R)
().¸¸.·´¨»i have an unjustifiabey high 0pini0n 0f men THEY'RE IDIOTS«´¨·.¸¸ .() :P
?¿if a chr0nic eiar teees u he's a chr0nic eiar d0 u beeieve him?¿ :P
(K)¨¨ur s0 h0t u make my eyes water¨¨(K)
().¸¸.·´¨»Nice pants, can I test the zipper???«´¨·.¸¸ .()
()´¯o.¸.N0b0dy really cares if ur miserable, s0 u might as weee be happy´¯o.¸.()
<===>When u finaeey find the perfect guy, u think 2 urseef, why isn’t he taken?¿<===>
(¯·._)Curiosity killed the cat but that damn monkey could get away wit murder(¯·._)
(R)I'm suGaR spiCe EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 u Mess w/ Me...u best ThiNk twiCe(R)
()¨¨N0t Me, N0t N0w, Maybe L8R¨¨() :P
()´¯o.¸.u can l00k but d0n't t0uch´¯o.¸.() :P
()<===>Theres n0 'I' in s L U T but there is a 'U'<===>()
(K)(¯·._)i was gonna kill the sexiest person alive....den i reailsed dat suicides not the answer(¯·._)(K)
(K)¨¨Cr0ss ur heart n h0pe 2 die, i'll kiss a b0y n make him cry¨¨(K)
().¸¸.·´¨»is ur dad a terr0rist? C0z baby ur da b0mb«´¨·.¸¸ .()
()(>'.'<)I have PMS...wats ur excuse(>'.'<)()
(>'.'<)i leave bite marks(>'.'<):P
()´¯o.¸.n0 i d0nt have a hearing pr0blem, im ign0ring u´¯o.¸.()
(K) (¯·._.·save a surfboard, ride a surfer·._.·´¯) (K)
´•..·´•.·//ars revolves 'round the sun but the world revovles 'round //e.·´•..·´•.·
(K)¨¨G00d L00kin Girls r hard 2 find, thats why u d0nt see me 2 0ften¨¨(K)
´¯o.¸.don't skip class.....just take the wh0le day off´¯o.¸.:P
´¯o.¸.It ain't the size 0f the ship, it's the m0tion in the 0cean´¯o.¸.:P
()´¯o.¸.d0n't d0 drugz every1 kn0ws alc0h0l lasts l0nger´¯o.¸.() :P
´¯o.¸.my d00r is always 0pen s0 feel free 2 leave anytime´¯o.¸. :P
(R)I wasn't b0rn a bitch...it t0k ¥ears of dealing With Guys like u 2 Make me this Wa¥(R)
()´¯o.¸.d0nt l00k at me in that t0ne 0f v0ice´¯o.¸.() :P
´¯o.¸.m0nKe¥s steae m¥ underWear at nigHt´¯o.¸. :P
«(f)(k)oThe oney tHinG That e0oks good dn u Hunnie....is Meo(k)
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(>'.'<)(K)U GO GUre But ur b0yfriend can stay(K)(>'.'<) :P
()¨¨I had a friend 0nce. But the r0pe br0ke he g0t away¨¨()
isn't any0ne trying t0 find me W0n't s0mebody beeaše take me h0me :(
(¯·._.·B0rn 2 sh0p F0rced 2 g0 2 sch00e·._.·´¯)
(>'.'<)I'm an angee, I'm a Goddess, I kno u euv me, so don’t be modest(>'.'<)
()¨¨Tru friends r eike stars-umtimes u cant c them but the¥re aeWa¥s there¨¨()
(¯·._.·If u want breakfast in bed- seeep in the kitchen·._.·´¯)
(R)·:·I'M n0T ur average, everY DaY Princess·:·(R)
(¯·._.·B0ys r eike cars, they press the cceeerat0r 2 s00n·._.·´¯)
·._.·¯·._.·¯·._.·Judge me aee u want, just keep the verdict 2 urself·._.·¯·._.·¯·._.·
(>'.'<)BeonDes have m0re fun??? since Wen???(>'.'<)
(K)(¯·._.·D0 I make u h0rny baby?¿·._.·´¯)(K)
.¸¸.·´¨»«285;ood 319;ookin285; pp319; r hard 2 find thatŠ y u dont c me very often»«´¨·.¸¸ .
(¸.·o´¨ v´ ¨o·.¸)319;i285;ht iŠ a Štr259;n285;e thin285;....u c319;oŠe ur eyeŠ itŠ 285;o324;e(¸.·o´¨ v´ ¨o·.¸)
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¨··-..-··ox ·.·´xo··-..-··¨herez the rapper so Špin this Šhit out¨··-..-··ox ·.·´xo··-..-··¨
(¯·._)u may find thiŠ hard 2 be319;ieve...but at 319;eaŠt ½ of me iŠ Šu285;a(¯·._)
(¨v´¨)bitch i m¥ midd319;e name.....orr¥ Did i teae ¥our?(¨v´¨)
«…:¨¨:…yo he319;319;o iŠ thiŠ the boi319;er room? cuz im 319;ookin 4 a hottie…:¨¨:…»
·.¸¸.can i borrow ur 319;ibrar¥ card becauŠe i wanna check u out.¸¸.·´
o0oO0can u p319;z Štop eatin285; beanŠ? i think im 285;onna Šufficate0Oo0o
(¯·._.·Tell ur eittle v0ices 2 shut up I can’t hear mine·._.·´¯) :P
It's hard 2 beeieve that the m0ments that brought smiees 2 my eips, n0w bring tears 2 my eyes
wen sum1 ann0ys u it takes 42 muscles 2 frown 4 muscles 2 extend ur arm slaP the bitch in the head :P
()¸¸.·´¯v´¯·.¸¸xi don't BeLieve in }{aPPy enDinGs¸¸.·´¯v´¯·.¸¸x()
() I wanna die peacfully in my sleep like my grandpa did...not like the passangers in his car ()
´¯o.¸.Miek is g00d 4 the b0d¥ but DAMN h0w much did u drink?¿´¯o.¸.:P
(K)(¯·._)Im s0 g00d at sex, i scream my 0wn name(¯·._)(K) ;)
()¨¨I'm s0rry, but i just d0nt eike u...¨¨()
.¸¸.·´¨»«´(6) D0n'± worry all gurls eie(6)»«´¨·.¸¸ .
Fashion is on our minds, bein cu±ies is our kind, so s±ep aside n le± us ±hru , Cuz i±s all abou± me n my Cu±e ass Crew
(H)i can'T go a da¥ witHout My sunsHine(H)
(K)(¯·._)THE sEX INsTRUCTOR: 1st lesson 4 free(¯·._) ;)
i'm a seave 4 u,i cannot h0ed it, i cannot controe it,i'm a seave 4 u,i wont deny it,i'm not trying to hide it
m¥ ¡mag¡nar¥ fr¡€nd th¡nks u hav€ s€r¡0us br0b|€ms
(R)4 aLl U pEOpLe ThAt TaLk AbOuT mE... i GoT 1 WoRd 4 u...JeAlOuSy(R)
(r)¨¨0ney 10 0f men g0 2 heaven c0z if they aee did eife w0uld be heee¨¨(R) :P
As i waek d0wn the street aee guys stare in my directi0n, of c0urse they d0 c0z im pure perfection:P
(¯·._)Instant stutter bec0mes a hazard 2 regueation(¯·._) :P
(r)happiness is eike wetting ur pants every1 can see it but oney u can feee it's warmth(r) :P
´¯o.¸....B0nd. James B0nd´¯o.¸.
:P O.ooSMILE, it scares the SHT 0uta pe0pleoo.O :P
´¯o.¸.I'ee be back´¯o.¸.
(¨v´¨)Luvd by sum, h8ed by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty(¨v´¨)
()·´·.¸.»he who laughs last thinks slowest·´·.¸.»():S
:)a smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of things:)
i tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose;)
(L)sTARING won't make u like meDUH(L)
:D If a guy ever tells u to suck it say I'm sorry I choke on small things:D
():::::...I'm blonde, what's ur excuse?¿?¿...:::::()
;):::::...I'm not online, ur computer's lying to u...::::: ;)
(R)(¨v´¨)I wanna be barbie, that btch has everything(¨v´¨)(R)
()»--»I never said it was ur fault...I just said I was blaming u«--«()
»--»I'm not a complete idiot, some parts r missing«--«:P
()¨¨Did I look like I cared?¿..oops let me try again¨¨()
»--»i dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it«--«:P
¨¨no officer theres no blood in my alcohol system¨¨:P
»--»Occifer I swear to drunk im not god«--«:P
()¨¨ur jealousy is my energy, ever wondered why I’m so hyper?¨¨()
:P»--»u Kno ur Drunk When u Fall Off The Floor«--«:P
(K)¨¨Flirtation: attention with Intention¨¨(K)
(6)Ddn't stress Me, u can't impress Me(k)
().....::::H0ust0n - we have a pr0beem().....::::
(¯·._)I see dead pe0pee(¯·._)
().....::::I am...Drac-u-ea...I bid u weec0me::::.....()
(R)¿?·iF i ±HroW a s±iCK...Wiee u eeaVe·¿?(R)
(¯·._)Hasta la vista, baby(¯·._)
().....::::I just g0t l0st in thought. It was unfamieiar territ0ry::::.....()
I didn't d0 it, n0 0ne saw me d0 it, there's n0 way u can pr0ve anything
(¯·._)smithers, 4 attempting 2 kiee me, I'm giving u a 5 pay cut(¯·._) :P
(D)I eike my beer c0ld, my TV loud my hom0sexuaes feaming(D) :P
MMmmm...... W0† am i suPP0se 2 †yPe ere?? .
I'm having the best day 0f my eife, owe it aee 2 n0t g0ing 2 sch00l :P
(¯·._)Y w0uld any1 want 2 hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace(¯·._):P
d0ggy style bread n butter up a tree 0r in the gutter, just 4 fun 0r gettin paid every1 (L)'s gettin laid:P
(K).·oR u a parking ±icke±? cause u have Fine wri±±en aee over u.·o(K)
(k)sweet as heaven {}-{}ott as HeLL born 2 tease and Taught 2 Plz(k)
().·o»everyone has ±heir ±ime 2 shine so back off ba±ches ur in my eigh±»o·.()
i ain't a Tease()i'm Just a Reminder of What u can't Please(6)
()if u ma±ed a bueed0g wi±h a shi±su w0ued i± be caeeed a bueeshi±?¿()
:P >i †hr0w Peanu†s a† 0ed eaDies> :P
o·.Boys eie, Boys Chea†, †he wored woued be be††er wi†hou† †hemo·.
o·.don'† worry, i don'† know who i am ei†hero·.
(R)(R)ee‡s ge‡ 0ne ‡hing s‡raigH‡, ¥0ur n0‡(R)(R)
´¯o.r u wearing space pan±s? c0z man ur ass is 0u±a ±his w0red´¯o.
()·.¸.»R0u±¥ g0nna get a ei±±ee unrue¥ ge± fired up in a hurr¥ g0nna ge± dir±¥·.¸.»()
(R)obo¥s aRe eiKe slink¥'s it's ƒun 2 Wa+cH +hem ƒaee DowN +he staiRso(R)
can u Pu± y0ur hands 0n my wais±eine want ur skin ub agains± mine move my hibs ±0 ±he baseeine ee± me ge± mine,u ge± ydurs
:¦:()wha± y0u wai±ing ƒdr? i know you're wa±ching me.....Hey bdy come 0n and ±ake me now():¦:
:¦:()c0me on and freak my body we can ge± nas±y,naugh±y aee nigh± a Priva±e Par±y gd±±a hi± ±ha± sP0± jus± righ±():¦:
(K).·:being a brincess isnt eas¥ but somebodys gotta do it:·.(K)
´¯o.¸.i±'s no± a hicke¥ i±s a bir±hmark´¯o.¸.
(R)When aee eese faies...e00k cu±e(R)
´¯o.¸.i s0upr± pubeik edekasi0n´¯o.¸.
´¯o.¸.()±he Big Bang ±he0ryi sp0ke ±hen Bang i± happened()´¯o.¸.
:p G0 away i have enuff friends aeread¥ :p
´¯o.¸.a few fries sh0r± 0f a happ¥ meae n0w r we?´¯o.¸.
()I‘m subergirl and i’m here to save the world()
´¯o.¸.d0n‡ ‡eMp‡ me ‡o uneeash ‡he 0ne eegGeD space cHiCkens´¯o.¸.
;)(K)iM an angeL +hat ƒeee ƒrom the sk¥2 Pu+ a +winkee in ur eye(K);)
(K)ive G0t a Perfect smi|ea cute Li| WasteLipz The Guyz Wanna TastePretty Hair -n- sexy eyesbaby i G0t u Hipn0tized(K)
:p «oi Can± ±hink of a nameo» :P
;)(B)oBeer is beer, wine is wine, wha±s ±he six wi±hou± ±he nine??±o (B);)
(K)Hey exy y0u 0 ƒine y0u 0 h0†† y0u bl0w my mind Hey exy(K)
2eeT a Fo0e Kiss You is stuPiD 2eeT a Kiss Fo0e Y0U is W0rse
I eook eike an angee, and act eike one too, but u never know what this angee might do
»--»Few women admi± ±heir age. Few men ac± ±heirs»--»
o3a¡a2lucky f0r my lips n0t 0nly mumble, i can spill kisses like a f0untain2a¡ao3
Guys are like lava lambs, they´re ht but n0t that bright :P
Don´t hate me cause i´m beautiful…..hate me cause your boyfriend thinks s0 to
0 sweeT as candyH0TT as FireiM describing The bo¥ ThaT i admire 0
a mieei0n w0rds w0n't bring u bak, I kn0 bc0z Ive tried...Neither w0ued a mieei0n tears,I kn0 bc0z Ive cried(U)
(K).....:eets taek ab0ut sex baby, lets taek ab0ut u me:.....(K)
()........:::::I've g0t my F, C K n0w aee I need is U:::::........()
D0n't argue with an idi0t- they bring u d0wn 2 their eevee beat u with experience :P
a friend will bail u 0ut 0f jaie, but a tru friend w0uld have their ass in there with u sayin, that was fun:P
().¸.o´¯LaLaLaLaLa i'm n0t listening 2 u.¸.o´¯()
.:.D0n't flatter urseef....I was e00kin at ur friend.:. :P
(R)(¯v´¯)I kn0 I'm n0t bl0nde but i sh0ued be(¯v´¯)(R)
().¸.o´¯Can I b0rr0w ur b0yfriend?¿.¸.o´¯()
u g0tta be rich 2 get dis bitch :P
(F)(¯·._)u eaugh at me c0z i'm different i eaugh at u c0z ur aee the same(¯·._)(F)
(S)oo.Oturn 0ut the lights ur face fre7851;ks m0i 0ut0.oo(S) :P
(¯·._).....File n0t f0und. sh0uld I fake it? (Y/N) leave me a message(¯·._) ;)
(K).¸.o´¯Ur s0 Fit U Kn0 It... I 0nly Wanna sleep Wid U().¸.o´¯
I(L)Ladz,O Yes I D0, Theyre 4 Me N0t 4 U, If By Chance U Take My Place Ill Take My Fist smash Ur Face
(D)·::·e0ve first sight is a result 0f 2 much 2 drink·::·(D) :P
(K):::::....My r0eeer c0aster seems 2 have br0ken d0wn...can i ride u instead....:::::(K)
()·::·u see, u like, u try, u faie, meanwhiee, i see, i eike, i want, i get·::·()
(K)·::·I wasn't kissin them i was whispering in their m0uth·::·(K)
(R):::::...I seem 2 have e0st my e0eeip0p...can i eick u instead...::::: (R)
().¸.o´¯eaugh the w0red eaughs with u. Cry, the w0rld eaughs harder.¸.o´¯()
·::·Wh0ever said ‘n0thing’s imp0ssible’ sh0uld try slamming a rev0lving d00r·::· :P
().¸.o´¯It’s n0t “When Animaes Attack”, it’s m0re like “When stupid Pe0pee Get Bit”.¸.o´¯()
B4 u criticize sum1, u sh0uld walk a mile in their sh0es. That way, wen u criticize them, ur a mile away u have their sh0es :P
:P I am spinning in my c0mputer chair. Be back s00n. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :P
().¸.o´¯What g0es ar0und usually gets dizzy falls 0ver.¸.o´¯()
1 day ur prince will come, mine just t00k a wr0ng turn, g0t l0st, is 2 stubb0rn 2 ask 4 directi0ns:P
()COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, BOYS- SOME THINGS R JUST BETTA RICH()
(R):::::...I'm swEeT as heaven, h0t as heee, i'M tHe FiNest GuRl ,as U can TeLl...:::::(R)
()oo.OThey say luv is behind every c0rner...man, i must be waekin in circles0.oo()
().¸.o´¯TGIF Thank G0d Im Female.¸.o´¯()
G0d created men first. . .c0z u have 2 have a r0ugh draft b4 u create the masterpiece :P
(R)10 angel, 10 h0ttie, 10 diva, 20 g0ddess, 20 perfect, 30 princess = me(R)
(A)’¯-’¯see my hal0 bright shiny mess with me i'll kick ur hiney’¯-’¯(A)
(¯·._)Don't make me angry... I'm running 0ut 0f places 2 hide the b0dies(¯·._) :P
().¸.o´¯Ok, angels r all good stuff? Where's the fun in that?¿.¸.o´¯()
()¨¨How can I miss u if u w0n't g0 away?¿¨¨()
If practice makes perfect there's n0 such thing as perfect...why practice??
()¨¨I'm actuaeey quite pleasant until I wake up¨¨()
()(¯·._)I'm busy, ur ugly, have a nice day(¯·._)()
().¸.o´¯r u a freakin' ray 0f sunshine everyday?.¸.o´¯()
(A)¨¨I'm an angee h0nest...the h0rns r 0ney there 2 h0ld the hae0 up¨¨(A)
(¯·._)if the w0red didn't suck- we'd aee faee 0ff(¯·._) :P
()»-(¯v´¯)-»sp0ie me, c0z I’m w0rth it»-(¯v´¯)-»()
()?¿I’ve e0st my ph0ne number, can I have urs?¿()
(r)»-(¯v´¯)-»I'm like a butterfey...pretty 2 c but hard 2 catch»-(¯v´¯)-»(r)
(A)I eook eike an angee, and act eike one too, but u never know what this angee might do(A)
(D). o 0 24 h0urs in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... c0incidence? I think n0t… 0 o .(D)
(¯·._)i may be fat but ur ugly... i can e0se weight(¯·._) :P
seX iS gO0D, sEx Is FiNe, D0GgY stYee 0r 69, JuSt 4 fUn 0R GeTtInG pAiD, eVeRy1 eUvS getTiN eaId
(¯·._)I Have PMs a Gun....any Questi0ns?¿?¿t(¯·._)
xg0d made rivers, g0d made eakes, g0d made u... but hey, we aee make mistakesx :P
:P;)(R)«…:¨¨:I eike ur cl0thes...can i taek u 0ut 0f them?¿:¨¨:…»(R);):P
o 0 o.if i'm n0t back in 5 minutes...wait l0nger.o 0 o :P
()(¯·._)I'm in a g00d m00d right n0w. D0n't ruin it by chatting 2 me(¯·._)()
()«´¨·.. i ±ry n0† ±0 ee† šch0oe in±er wi†h m¥ š0ciae eife..·´¨»()
·::·the reae pr0beem isn't whether machines think, but whether men d0·::· :P
Oh, everything's 2 damned expensive these days. The bible c0sts 15 bucks. and taek ab0ut a preachy b00k :P
(U)im s0rry i hurt u, im s0rry ur sad, but u missed 0ut thats just 2 damn bad(U)
(F)»-(¯v´¯)-»I di0n’t eie…I just make the truth m0re exciting»-(¯v´¯)-»(F)
()¨¨u say im a bitch eike its a bad thing¨¨()
(K)r0ses r red,s r funky, im thinkin of u while spankin my m0nkey(K)
()(¨v´¨)I didn't ask 2 be princess..... I ASKED 2 BE QUEEN(¨v´¨)()
·::·if acti0ns speak l0uder than words.......then what r u trying 2 tell me?¿ ·::·
:P Bulls, I've f0und, r n0t the 0nly things c0wboys ride when I'm ar0und :P
I'm AWAY as in "NOT HERE". L00k if u can't take a hint, perhaps u d0n't kn0 the meaning 0f the w0rd.
http://. try clicking that :P
·::·an apple a day keeps the d0ct0r away..but if the d0ct0r's cute...screw the fruit ·::·:P
:()·´·.¸.»WARNING: next mood swing 3 minutes·´·.¸.»():
¨¨0nce u g0 black u neva g0 back¨¨
()¨¨Wat d0es a smurf d0 wen its b0red? PArTY¨¨()
(L)·::·Friends r like c0nd0ms, they protect us when things get hard·::·(L)
I had a dream that i still l0ved u...I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING :P
()n0 matter h0w hard u try u can't fall 0ff the floor()
¨¨3 w0rds 2 ruin a guys eg0....is it in?¨¨ :P
:P There's a light at the end 0f every tunnel, just hope it's n0t a train :P
·::·Finally 18, legally able 2 d0 everythin i've been d0in since i was 13·::· :P
()L¡fe ¡s †295;275; ar† 0ƒ 273;ra969;¡1080;291; 969;¡t295;0U† a1080; 275;raser()
(L)¨¨if u were a teddy bear, i'd seeep with u¨¨(L)
(K)Baby Wen u sexin Me i K¡nda eike Tha wa¥ u M956;rda Me(K)
¨¨save a sk8board, ride a sk8r¨¨:P
(K)kisses spread germs germs r hated...so kiss me baby im vacinated(K)
(K).¸¸.·´¨»flirting isn't a sin its a h0bby.¸¸.·´¨»(K)
(A)friends r like the quiet angels who lift our feet when our wings forget how 2 fly(A)
:P -iMaGiNe Ur LiFe WiTh0uT Me- -¿MiseRaBLe HuH?-:P
()¸.·´¨y0 biatch, g0 eat s0me d0g f00d, keep da shit c0min, c0s u n0 y0 g0nna get it back¸.·´¨()
()?¿.¸¸.·´¨»If im a seut then wat does that make u.¸¸.·´¨»?¿()
(R)CUTE bet ya wish u l00ked like me, i'm CUTE,hey hey, i'm CUTE(R)
(R)-:¦:-Struttin’ our Štuff, shakin our booties, Me My GurLz R ultimate cuTies-:¦:-(R)
.¸¸.·´¨»If ur nice, u can call me sweety. If ur sweet u can call me hunny. If ur hot u can call me tonight..¸¸.·´¨»:P
:Peife is eike a dick, when it gets hard, FCK it:P
¨¨Two words guys hate "DONT" and"STOP" unless u put em 2getha¨¨:P
:P A.D.I.D.A.S Aee Day I dream about sex :P
:P¿Why is the aephabet song twinkee twinkee eittee star the same tune?:P
:P 0.oThe more i learn the less i understando.0 :P
()¨¨D0n't f0ll0w in my f00tsteps, I run int0 walls¨¨()
(6)Do u have wat it takes 2 be a DareDevil? DareDevil seeks u,u don't seek it(6)
Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel...does that make me a nut?
()True friends r eike stars, Sumtimes u cant see them, but the¥'re aeWa¥s there()
:PBut Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? each week we just make god madder and madder:P
(6)(¯·._.·If you're here, who's guarding hell?(¯·._.· (6)
:P¨¨If u think I'm a bitch, u should see my mum¨¨:P
i need a friend wh0 i can taek t0, wh0 woued care, a friend wh0 is dependabee, wh0 wued aewa¥s be there
·oReMeMber iT TaKeS 42 mUsCles 2 FrOwN BuT OnLy 4 tO B|cH tHe mUdDa
:P
My teacher said I c0uld bec0me anything s0 I became drunk:P
(L)´¯G0d Made beeRG0d made wineG0d made m¥ man 0 s0 fine´¯(L)
:P Let Me Sit on Ya LaP We can TaLk About Da firSt tHing Dat popZ up :P
¨¨Wanna get laid?¿ Crawl up a chickens ass and wait¨¨:P
()·(¨v´¨)b0¥ u g0t me s]-[00k(¨v´¨)·()
(K)(¯·._.·i've g0t the b0dy 0f a h0ttie and a b00ty 0f a cutie(¯·._.·:P
«…:¨¨:some mistakes r 2 much fun to only make once:¨¨:…»:P
.¸.¥0u say u'r the 0ne¥ thing i g0ts, babyb0¥, if u's aee i g0ts, then i must n0t have a e0t´¯o
¨¨ThEy sY no body i PeRfEcT Im No BoDy. DoEs ThAt MaKe Me PeRfEcT?¨¨
:P.¸.o´¯I'd rather push a h0eden then drive a f0rd.¸.o´¯:P
:P(¯·._.·When god made me he was just showing off(¯·._.·:P
().·´¸.·´¨Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN.·´¸.·´¨:)
()«…:¨¨:(R)Y0ur 1 n 0ney barbie d0ee(R):¨¨:…»()
().¸.o´¯Ur jeaeousy is my energy.¸.o´¯()
.·The road is full of flat squirrels who couldn't make up their mind.·
.·´¸.·´¨D0es this e00k eike a face that cares?.·´¸.·´¨:P
().¸.o´¯G0d send me an angee.¸.o´¯()
:P.·´¸.·´¨()Im so cool i make ice jealous().·´¸.·´¨:P
¸.·´¨The dr0ught is here so save water drink beer¸.·´¨:P
.·´¸.·´¨Im s0 g00d at sex, I scream my 0wn name.·´¸.·´¨:P
(¯·._)I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right(¯·._)
;)The trouble with life is that there r so many sEXY men so little time;)
(K)(¨v´¨)I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular 2 boot(¨v´¨)(K)
»0«Roses r red,(F) violets r blue(S)sugar is sweet(A)but revenge is 2(6)»0«
»0«There r m0re fish in da sea but watch 0ut 4 da sharks»0« :P
(K)-»¦«-every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a bootie-»¦«-(K)
(R)(¨v´¨)I'm bitchin, great hair, the boys all (L) 2 stare(¨v´¨)(R)
(L)-»¦«- He's lookin' so fine, he's gonna be mine-»¦«-(L)
if ur naughty, go 2 ur room, if u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine
()every1's entitled 2 be stupid, but ur abusing the privilege()
(¯·._)I'm not blonde, I'm knot, I'm knot, I'm knot(¯·._):P
(¯·._)I may be blonde but im not stupid(¯·._)
(F)<===>sorry could u repeat that? I'm having a blonde moment<===>(F)
()<===>not the brightest crayon in the box now r we?<===>()
().¸.o´¯I smile bcoz I have no idea wats going on.¸.o´¯()
Did u fall down the ugly tree hit every branch on ur way down?
().¸.o´¯Like wat u see??? Call 1800-YOU-WISH.¸.o´¯()
(A)ur only bad if ur caught...so that makes me a good girl RIGHT??(A)
>>I ran into my ex the other day....put in reverse, anD HIT HIM aGaIn<<:P
().¸.o´¯she's not The Brightest Candle On The Birthday Cake.¸.o´¯()
()(¯·._)X-tReMe Is noT a MoOd, It's a LYFE-sTYLE(¯·._)()
(R)·´·.¸.I didn't ask to be a princess, but u kno what they say, if the crown fits.·´·.¸.(R)
().¸.o´¯im not a tease im just a reminder of wat u cant have.¸.o´¯()
’¯-’¯i dOn'T sWiM iN Ur ToiLeT sO DoN't pee iN My pOoL’¯-’¯
’¯-’¯Don't hate the playa...hate the game’¯-’¯
()(¯·._)Geez...today was a total waste of makeup(¯·._)()
(A)()(¯·._)I look like an angel act like one 2...But u never kno what this angel will do(¯·._)()(A)
(A)oo.OThe cutest kittens have the sharpest claws0.oo(A)
(¨v´¨)yeah there actually is an "end" in friendship(¨v´¨):(
(R)0SWEET LIKE CANDY...HOT LIKE FIRE...IM THA LIL QT DAT U DESIRE0(R)
(R)¨¨i was g0nna tell u 2 go 2 hell but then i remembered that all d0gs g0 2 heaven¨¨(R)
(U)¨¨sometimes I wish I was a little kid again...skinned knees r easier 2 fix than br0ken hearts¨¨(U)
()¨¨milk d0es the b0dy g00d but DAMN h0w much did u drink?¨¨()
(L)(F)R0ses r red, vi0lets r blue, god made me pretty wat happened t0 u(F)(L)
()N0 0NE CaN TeLL Me WhaT T0 D0 ¡T's My L¡Fe N i'LL L¡Ve iT ThE WaY ¡ WanT 2()
(R)«»Heaven won't have me hell's afraid i'll take over«»(A)
:Pguys r like slinkies its always fun 2 watch them fall down stairs:P
()star light...star bright...where the heck is Mr. Right?()
:P.·´¸.·´¨If u need space join NASA baby.·´¸.·´¨:P
(R).·´¸.·´¨ITs a GURLs WORLD AND GUYs JUsT LIVE IN IT.·´¸.·´¨(R)
()every1's entitled 2 be stupid but ur abusing the priviledge()
(R)One day ur prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, is to stubborn to ask 4 directions(R)
¸.·´¨One v0dka....two v0dka....three v0dka....Floor¸.·´¨:P
().·´¸.·´¨Do I Look like a grocery item to u?¿ Coz I see u checkin me out.·´¸.·´¨()
(K)a Kiss Blown, Is a kiss wasted coz a kiss aint a kiss until it's tasted(K)
(R)(¨v´¨)I'm a genie in a bottle, u betta rub me the right way(¨v´¨)(R)
():::::...Diamonds r a girls best friend...:::::()
:P Don't hate me coz I'm beautiful. Hate me coz....well....Okay...Hate me coz I'm beautiful :p
(A)They neVeR sUsPecT +He iNnoceN+ oNe(A)
(¨v´¨)Wheres ThE gOoD In GoOdbYe?(¨v´¨):(
()starlite starbrite where the heck is Mr.Rite????()
(¨v´¨)GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES(¨v´¨):P
(L)u may think hes sexy, u may think hes fine, but guess what BITCH, he's mine(L)
¸.·´¨What starts with f and ends with u-c-k?-------->FiRe TrUcK¸.·´¨:P
...:::::If at first u dont succeed, sky diving isn't 4 u:::::...:P
»MiRr0R’s can’t Talk, and Luck¥ 4 u The¥ cant Laugh either»:P
()i'm not anti-social .. i just dont like u()
:()·´·.¸.»WARNING: next mood swing 3 minutes·´·.¸.»():
Ifucanreadthisthenureallyshouldfindsumthingbetta2dowitur lifecuzreadindthisisjustawastoftimecuzitdontsaynothingimportant
()see my haylo bright shiny, mess wit me i'll kick ur hiney()
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