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I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?
There's a NEW Mexico??
I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk
Dain Bramaged.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
[When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now=-
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance
[I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it]
Dont steal, the government hates competition
Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out
Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car
[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Always tell the truth, even when you lie
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
Gold-Lust
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
The higher you are, the farther you fall
Dont steal, the government hates competition
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems
Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
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