1 Good Pick up lines of all kinds!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Women: what?
Man: [licks his finger an wipes it on her dress]
Man: those wet clothes
Is your dad a police officer, if so i'll be visiting you a lot
Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I be on top
I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight
The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuk you on the floor
MAN: There's a party tonight
WOMAN: Where?
MAN: In your mouth and im cummin
Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later
I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants
Wanna ride? i got a truck and a box of condoms.
If you were a buger I would pick you first.
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
Nice Shoes. Wanna fuk?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter
Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Can I touch your belly button...from the inside?
You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm... GOOD
Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See
Exuse me miss, are you a Hostess? Because you've got some sweet cakes
You Dropped something , "My jaw"
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