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1111111111--->3 women go to heaven (the real version)
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Three women get lost in the desert and after hours of nothing but sand they see a sign telling them that if they walk a little more ahead that they will reach paradise. They walk for about five minutes and see this bright, beutiful, shining city witch they knew had to be paradise. They walk up and knock on the gates and the gates open. When they get inside, this really sexy guy hands them a room key and says,"Welcome to paradise. Here, you can do whatever you like as long as you dont step on a duck. For if you step on a duck you will be cuffed to a really ugly, dirty, stinky, gross man." They cant hardly beleive what is happening to them as the go to their room. After they rest they get on their swim suits and go to the beach. They start playing vollyball and woman number one steps on a duck. All of a sudden, this really yucky guy appears and is handcuffed to her. The other two decide to go eat. They go to a Mexican restraunt and afterward, woman number two doesnt feel so good so she gets up to go to the restroom in a rage. Without watching where she was stepping she stomped a duck. All of a sudden, this really yucky guy appears and is handcuffed to her. The number three lady laughs at the both of them because she is spick and span of ugly boys. Weeks and weeks go by and she doesnt step on a duck. Then one day she was lounging in the sun and all of a sudden, this really yucky guy is handcuffed to her. She gets really angry and shouts, "I didnt step on a duck" and the guy replys, "No,I did" Sorry for the length ya'll but I had to set it straight Hope you liked it.
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