NiEsT yO mAmA jOkEs!!!!!!

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Yo mama is soooooo dumb her fav colour is clear



    Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes thu
    a map she sees ppl wavin



      Knock, knock
      Yo mama
      Yo mama who?
      Yo mama so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus and that
      and that was three years ago.
      I bet you’re fat, huh?
      I’m…
      You are, aren’t you? Fat
      I’m plumpish.

      Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

      Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up"

Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You 


1.How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
5. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
8. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10. Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.


Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.

Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO

Yo mama's so fat wen she stepped on the scale to weigh her self it sed one at a tyme pleaz

Yo mama's so fat wen she stepped on a scale it started to rotate 100 times so that wud make her 1000 kgz

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

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