1 and more really funny jokes! By Loz xx

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A English man, a Scots man and an Irish man are ship wrecked on a desert island and are captured by canabals. A cannabil says " All three of you go in the jungle and get 10 of whateva fruit u want and bring it back" all the men run away into the jungle and seek some fruit. First the English man comes back with 10 raisins and the cannabil says "you must put the raisins up ur ass without making any faces or laughing" so the English man puts 5  up and starts giggling, so they eat him.  Then the Scottish man comes back with some grapes and is told " you must put the grapes up you ass without making any faces or laughing" so the Scottish man gets 9 up and bursts out laughing so they eat him.  Then in heaven the English and Scottish men meet.  The English man says " you got 9 up why did u start laughing?" The Scottish man replys "because I seen the Irish man coming back with pineapples" LOL


How do you know if a blonde has been on the computer before you?

There is Tippex all over the screen LOL



How did the blonde try to kill the fish?

Drown it



C ya more soon

Hiya to all ma mates ( Lynzi, Chiv, Steph , Joan)

xx

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