111111111111111111 yo mama...
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Yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and still peed in her pants.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo mama so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
Yo mama so poor she has to unplug the clocks at night.
Yo mama so poor when I rang the doorbell the toilet flushed.
Yo mama is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids drive by, she said "STOP THAT TWINKIE"
Yo mama is so fat when she asked God for a waterbed He threw a blanket over the ocean
Yo mamas so fat she has too use a king-size mattress for a tampon.
Yo Mama is so old she farts dust.
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