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1 !! aMaZiN mSn NaMe By LaUrA
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ThE cUtEsT kItTeNs HaVe ThE sHaRpEsT cLaWs
GuYs ArE LiKe StArS, tHeRe ArE mIlLiOnS oF tHeM, bUt OnLy OnE CaN mAkE YoUr dREaMs cOmE TrUe
GuYz ArE lIkE rOsEs, Ya Av 2 WaTcH oUt 4 ThE pRiCkS
HeAvEn WoN't HaVe Me N hElLs AfRaId I'lL tAkE oVeR
Im HoT lIkE fIrE sHaRp As GlAsS bReAk My HeArT n I wIlL kIcK uR AsS
WhY bE dIfFiCuLt? PuT sOmE eFfOrT iN aNd Be ImPoSsIbLe.
ThEy NeVeR sUsPeCt ThE iNnOcEnT oNe
AlL He HaS 2 dO Is SmIlE aNd ThAt MaKeS My DaY SO WoRtH wHiLe
LoVe Is WhEn YoU dOn'T wAnT tO Go To SlEeP bEcAuSe ReAlItY iS bEtTeR tHaN a DrEaM
ThInKiNg Is A pOwErFuL tHiNg. PoWeR iS dAnGeRoUs. I'm NoT aLlOwEd To PlAy WiTh DaNgErOuS tHiNgS, tHeRfOrE i DoN't ThInK.
ThErE's OnLy OnE gUy WhO hOlDs ThE kEy To My HeArT...sHaMe He WoNt UnLoCk It
WhOeVeR sAiD 'wOrds CaNnOt HuRt Me' NeVeR gOt HiT iN tHe HeAd WiTh A dIctiOnArY
ThEy neVeR sUsPecT +He iNnoceN+ oNe
ThE dIrTy LoOkS, dA jEaLoUs StArEs N tHe FuNnY pArT iS u ThInK i CaRe
im suga n' spice n' everythang nice, b4 u mess wif meeh u beta fink twice
hE bRoKe My HeArT, sO i BrOkE hIs JaW
OnE dAy My PrInCe WiLl CoMe...He JuSt ToOk A wRoNg TuRn, gOt LoSt, AnD iS tOo StUbBoRn To AsK fOr DiReCtIoNs
(L)Lil Miss Perfection(L)
MisS inndcenT
«10o nauGhT¥
¿craz¥¿beautifue¿
«F0X¥o»
‘“o•¸•o“‘simbeyiRreŠiš‡abee‘“o•¸•o“‘
‘“o••¸••o“‘crazyeiePar‡yGure‘“o••¸••o“‘
eVeryone has THe right 2 b stupid but you’re abusing The PrivLade
_:»i'm no± smiein u, i'm Tr¥in no± to eaugH«?:_
i‘m subergirl and i’m here to save the world
»()o(s)Heaven Must Be Missing an angee cuz i am Here(s)o()(l)
R0ses are Red,Vi0eets are beue,G0d Made Me Prett¥ What +he Heee HaPPened T0 ¥0u
oHeaveneyxangeeo
im a opwincesso n' ive got class. give me shiet i'll kick ur ass. so all u hoes who fink ur kewl fink agen bcoz oIo rule
iM nOt ShY, i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU
_-=gOoD gIrLs ArE bAd GiRlS tHaT dOn'T gEt BuStEd=-_
FoR aLl YoU wHo TaLk AbOuT mE, tHaNkS fOr MaKiNg Me ThE cEnTeR oF YoUr WoRlD
iM TiReD oF TrYiNg, Im TiReD oF CrYiNg, I KnOw iVe BeEn SmiLiNg BuT iNsiDe iM DyInG
i RaN uP tHe DoOr AnD cLoSeD tHe StAiRs, HoPpEd InTo ThE lIgHt AnD tUrNeD oFf ThE bEd
Im 98 BeAuTiFuL aNd 2 CrAzY oR iS iT tHe OtHeR wAy RoUnD?
AsHeS tO aShEs DuSt To DuSt LiFe Is ShOrT sO pArTy We MuSt
DoNt InTeRuPt Me WhEn I'm TaLkInG tO mYsElF.
lAsT nIgHt I wOz LoOkIn At ThE sTaRs, ThEn I jUsT wOnDeReD, wHeRe ThE HeCk Is My CeIlInG??
u AlWaYs StOp 2 StArE, y NoT jUsT tAkE a PiCtUrE??
LeArN tHe RuLeS sO yOu KnOw HoW tO bReAk ThEm PrOpErLy
DoN't KnOcK oN dEaTh'S dOoR. rInG tHe BeLl aNd RuN - hE hAtEs ThAt
My ImAgInArY fRiEnD tHiNkS yOu HaVe SeRiOuS pRoBlEmS
I'm An AnGeL...rEaLlY tHe HoRnS aRe JuSt To HoLd Up My HaLo
ReMeMbEr..... WhEn SoMeOnE’s AnNoYiNg YoU, iT tAkEs 42 MuScLeS tO fRoWn, BuT oNlY 4 tO sLaP tHeM.
I dOn'T nEeD yOuR ATtItudE, i HaVe OnE oF mY oWn
My DoOr Is AlWaYs OpEn, So FeEl FrEe To LeAvE
YoUr JeAlOuSy Is My EnErGy, EvEr WoNdEr WhY i Am So HyPeR?
Do YoU cOmE wItH a InStRuCtIoN mAnUaL cUz Ur CoNfUsSiN mE
I DoN't CaRe WhAt YoU tHiNk AbOuT mE cAuSe It CaN't Be HaLf As BaD aS wHaT i ThInK oF yOu
So Ur ThE bItCh ThAt ToLd ThE bItCh ThAt I'm A bItCh So LiStEn BiTcH iT tAkEs A bItCh 2 No A bItCh 2 CaLl A bItCh A bItCh.......BiTcH
A bItCh Is A dOg, DoGs BaRk, BaRk CoMeS fRoM tReEs, TrEeS aRe PaRt Of NaTuRe, NaTuRe Is BeAuTiFuL, sO nExT tImE u CaLl Me A bItCh, I’lL tAkE iT aS a CoMpLeMent
Ur NoT dA bRiGhTeSt CrAyOn in Da BoX nOw R yA?
JuDgE mE aLl YoU wAnT, jUsT kEeP tHe VeRdIcT tO yOuRsElF.
FaCt: If YoU eVeR hUrT mE...yOu GeT it bAcK 10 tImEs WoRsE...
DoNt CaLl Me A bItCh, ItS mS. bItCh To YoU
WhAt A sHaMe…LoOkS lIkE tHe UgLy FaIrY kIsSeD yOu On BoTh ChEeKs
lEtS hAvE aN iNtElLiGeNt coNvErSaTiOn I'lL tAlK...u LiStEn
Im NoT dUmB ThE WoRlD Is JuSt ReAlLy SmArT
m¥ ¡mag¡nar¥ fr¡€nd ph¡nks ¥0u hav€ s€r¡0us br0b|€ms
ooits nati0nae m0rdn week...thanx so much 4 particpatingoo
nO gUtS nO gLoRy No BrAiNs SaMe StOrY
?x?FoR aLl YoU pEOpLe ThAt TaLk AbOuT mE... i GoT oNe WoRd FoR yOu...JeAlOuSy?x?
DoN’t LeT yOuR mInD wAnDeR - iTs FaR tOo SmAlL tO bE lEfT oN iT’s OwN
LiStEn ClOsElY tO yOuR eNeMiEs. ThEy TeLl YoU yOuR fAuLtS
If YoU'rE gOiNg To GeT iN tRoUbLe FoR hItTiNg SoMeOnE, mIgHt As WeLl Hit them hard
I hAvE aN aNsWeR tO eVeRyThInG. MaYbE nOt tHe RiGhT aNsWeR, bUt An AnSwEr NoNeThElEsS
If YoU cAn’T cOnViNcE tHeM, cOnFuSe ThEm
NeXt TiMe U tHiNk Ur So PeRfEcT tRy WaLkInG oN wAtEr
I dIdN't SaY iT wAs YoUr FaUlT, i SaId I wAs BlAmInG iT oN yOu
LoVe iZ LiKe QuiCkSanD-dA DeEpEr u FaLL iN iT ThE hArDeR iT iS 2 GeT oUt
As An OlDeR mOrE mAtUrE yOuNg AdUlT uR jOb Is To...MaKe FuN oF tHe LiTtLe KiDs
I'm OnLy A bItCh On AlL dAyS tHaT eNd In "Y".
HaVn'T yOu HeArD tHe SaYiNg DoNt JuDgE a BoOk By ItS cOvEr CoZ i MaY lOoK bEaUtIfUl BuT u HaVnT sEeN tHe BiTcHy Me.
If At FiRsT yOu DoN’t SuCcEeD...hIdE aLl EvIdEnCe YoU'vE tRiEd
I nEvEr AdMiT oR dEnY aNyThInG. iT mAkEs Me MoRe InTeReStInG
I'd RaThEr Be HaTeD fOr WhO i Am ThEn LoVeD fOr WhO iM nOt
I SmIlE BeCaUsE I hAvE No IdEa WhAt Is GoInG oN
Im NoT a TeAsE…jUsT a ReMiNdEr Of WhAt YoU cAnT hAvE
No gUy Is wOrTh YouR TeArs whEn yOu FiNd ONe tHat is, hE WoNt MakE YoU crY
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