1 - KIK ASS JOKE - GOTTA READ

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Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

this guy was naked in a hospital.
when his daughter came 2 c him she asked "daddy whats that?" she points at his pnis.. he says "its a soldier dear" then he tells his daughter that he need 2 go 2 sleep so she asked "can i play with the soldier??" he says "ok but be nice" so he wakes up around 10 mins l8a and see's blood every wer.. plus he has a HUGE pain in his pnis and he asked his daughter wit happened she sed "daddy i was bein nice but then the soldier spat at me so i bit his hed off"


LMFAO its a beest of a joke tha like..

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