100% FrEaKy!!...pls read...pretti pls!!
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
There's an old lady who's lyk rolling in money ... she's really REALLY rich ... she has a butler, gardener and a maid. This old lady is very snobby and rude. The maid, eventhoe the old lady treats her so bad, loves the little old lady ever so much, but the gardener and the butler hate her ... they wish she was dead and they only work for her because she's so rich and they really want this beautiful ring on her left hand wedding ring finger.
A few weeks later, she died and at the funeral, the maid bawlled her eyes out and the butler and gardener just pretended to cry but were absolutely furious because the old lady didn't give the maid, butler or gardener anything in her will ... and she wished to be buried with her ring.
Later that night, after the old lady was buried ... the butler and the gardener went to her grave and dug her up. They tried to take the ring off her finger, but it didn't work ... so they chopped off her finger and the butler put it in his pocket.
As they were driving back, it started to rain ... and then their car broke down. They didn't know what to do. The butler said: "what's that up there?" ... n then the gardener's lyk "I think it's a house or sumthing" ... so they went up to the house.
They walked up to the door and then knocked. The most beautiful lady they had ever seen in their life answered the door ... she had beautiful blonde locks, shiny blue eyes and had the perfect figure. They asked if they could use her phone and she said "I'm sorry, the line has been cut. Would you like to have some tea and cakes and to warm up a bit, you look a little cold"
After entering the house, they took a seat near a fireplace and she brought a tray with buscuits, cakes and some sugar. She said she'll be right back, the water's just boiling. And they couldn't help noticing that she didn't have a left hand wedding ring finger. So the butler said: "I don't mean to be rude, ma'am, but ... where's your finger?"
And she smiled the most beautiful smile and said ... "YOU'VE GOT IT"
If you read it out aloud and then say very calmly And she smiled the most beautiful smile and said ... and if you SCREAM ... YOU'VE GOT IT .. it's TOTALLY freaky
Hope you lykd it ... sorry 4 being so long...
if u hv ne questions ... or if you have msn ... pls add me ...
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