hIlArIoUs JoKeS!!!

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1. Why is the Queens head on stamps?

Cuz ppl don't like lickin her arse


2. There was a fanny on a stamp and guys got confused cuz they didn't no which side to lick

3. Sex is gud, Sex is fine, doggy sytle or 69, 1 night of passion, 9 months of pain, babys a nutter, fathers a git, all because the condom split

4. What do u call a paki wiv his eye hangin out?

Swing Ball

5. What do u call a paki fallin off a cliff?

Chocolate Drop

6. One bright day in the middle of the nite, 2 dead men get up for a fight, back to back they face eachother, drew there swords and shot eachother

7. What do u call a paki and top of another paki?

Kit Kat Chunky

8. Dawn French was arrested 2day 4 drug smuggling, she bent over without n e knickers on and exposed 50 kilos of crack

9. Tescos are now selling tampax wiv bells and fairy lights on but it's from the christmas period only

10. What does a dick and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them the harder they get

11. Where does Sidam keep his CD's?

In Iraq

12. Why don't Tigger have n e friends?

Cuz he plays wiv poo

13. What do u call a burnt paki?

Tuff Crap

14.Wat du u call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotofpuss

15. Waht do u call a blind dinosaur?

Duuthinkhesawus

16. How do u stop a nigga from drownin?

Take ur foot of his head

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