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There once was this teenage couple, who were very rowdy at this point in their relationship,so they were just ITCHIN' ta get whatever pleasure possible So one night they were at a drive in movie, and the boyfriend, as horny as ever goes, to the girlfriend "LET"S DO IT" and the girlfriend says" I'm sorry I can't, I have my, YOU KNOW" and he goes "oooooh, can I just finger then?" The sick, disguisting girlfried agrees to this So they're doing this for a while when a knock comes at the car door and it's the police So the policeman says"Excuse me youngens, just WHAT are you doing here?" And the boyfriend is worried and has no excuse but...."Oh just uh[licking his fingers]eatin some pizza"
ewWwWwWw sorry you had to here that lol.

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