1 Amazin JOkes

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there were 5 people on a airplane. there was a pilot, man, old man, little boy, and a blonde. The plane was going crash and there is only 4 parshoots. So the pilot says"since im a pilot i get one" so he jumped off the plane. Then the man just grabed one and left. Then the blonde says "well like im pretty so like i get to live" so she took one and jumped. Then the old man says" oh well there is only 1 parashoot left and u should take it since u have a long life ahead of u" then the little boy say"no thats ok becuz the blonde took my backpack"

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There was a plane with 4 engines. the 1st engine broke, so the pilot said" we will be late by half an hour"
then the 2nd engine broke. The pilot says" now its going to be 1 hour late. now the 3rd engine broke the pilot says"now it will be late by an hour and a half" now the last engine broke the pilot says "oh no" then the blonde says" ya i no now its going to be late by 2 hours" ( if u dont get that 1 it means after the last engine the plane would crash so stupid blonde)

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