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SUM BARE SAFE MSN NAMES by shortie and Bbabe
Rating: Not Rated
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1: Er hi daddy i wasnt kissing him i wass telling his lips a secret(K)
2. ur dumb, i've gotta excused I BLONDE WOTS URS
3.dinner iz ready wen da smoke alrm gos off
4.i can c into ur mind.......... wheres ur brain
5. URS SO FRIGGIN BALD I CEN C WOTS ON YOW MIND
6.ur so fat u went 2 a pharmacy and went on a weighing lift and it sed ONE AT A TIME PLEZ
7. ur so fat u went 2 boots and poot ur foot on da weighing lift and its sed 2 be continued
8. ur mamma booty is so hairy it looks like king kongs gonn come out and helll UNGABUBGA
9.ur teeth r so yellow its puts da sun outta business
10.i smile wen i dont no wots going on
11.bOIS R LIKE ROSES SO DAMN PRITTY BUT Y HAVE DAY GOOTTA STINK
12...................................erm erm erm erm erm GO AWAY
13. I'm not shy, i just dont like u
14. I'm so sorry that i punched u its just that i h8 ur guts
15. SK8R GURL
16. shood we go 2 a frm and look at da pigs we mite c u
17. god made rivers, god made lakes, god made you but we all make mistakes
18.boyz r cute.. NOTE This may NOT apply for u
19.I love everyone...except you...or you...ew especially you...Not you either...but I do love ME
20.When a smurf is choking wot coulur doz it turn???
21.Like what u see?? Call 1-800-U WISH
22.I8217;m not a tease8230;just a reminder of what you cant have
23.The dirty looks, da jealous stares n the funny part is u think I care
24.U GO GURL But ur boyfriend can stay
25.Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
26.Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
27.Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass
28.GoD mADe LaNd GoD mAdE gRaSs GoD mAdE Me wItH a VeRy NiCe AsS
29.I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
30.We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
31.Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
32.Welcome to loserville. Population: you
33.Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so
34.yOUR VILLAGE CALLED DERE IDIOT IS MISSING
35.Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
36.Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
37.an apPee a day Keep353; 8224;he d0c±or awa„ bu8224; if 8224;he d0c±or353; cu8224;e 353;creW 8224;he frui8224;
38.«0see My Hae0 bright n shin„, Mess wit me iee kick ur Hine„0»
39.eVeryone has THe right 2 b stupid but you8217;re abusing The PrivLade
40.o 10 angel + 10 hottie + 10 diva + 20 goddess + 20 perfect + 30 princess = 100 me o
41.Stutin Our Stuff,Shakin Our Booties, Me -N- My Girlies Are Lil Cuties
42.What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks
43.lets have an intelligent conversation i'll talk...u listen
44.:D (K) Im NoT dUmB ThE WoRlD Is JuSt ReAlLy SmArT (K) :D
45.:P i dont swim in your toilet, so please dont pee in my pool :P
46.dont like my attitude? call 1800-KISSMYASS
47.m„ ”mag”nar„ fr”8364;nd ph”nks „0u hav8364; s8364;r”0us br0b|8364;ms
48.CAUTION: im a blond n im having a VERY bad day.. so plz use small words
49.(L)(K)sweeT Lil Miss seXy ThaNg(K)(L)
50.Can I flirt with you?
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